April 20 2015 | |
morganistic goodbye staffie 12.58pm | |
April 16 2015 | |
morganistic f*ck those baggie c*nts 3.26pm | |
January 03 2015 | |
morganistic has a pard-on. I SAID PARD-ON 11.30am | |
December 24 2014 | |
morganistic has a heart which has grown fonder 3.44pm | |
January 26 2012 | |
morganistic has detumesced up big time 12.51pm | |
January 24 2012 | |
morganistic has a Carling in one hand, and a semi in the other 9.19am | |
January 08 2012 | |
morganistic is sick and tired of children's TV presenters stinking the f*cking room out with their personal issues 3.26pm | |
January 01 2012 | |
morganistic c*nt-flappy new year folks 9.20pm | |
December 21 2011 | |
morganistic congrats bertypops 9.55pm | |
December 16 2011 | |
morganistic f*cking hell, i never knew you could get a yellow for blinking, no matter how long you do it for 5.51pm | |
November 30 2011 | |
morganistic is spunking up Carling! 11.12pm | |
November 04 2011 | |
morganistic enjoy a 'rarebit' of time off nick! 9.55pm | |
October 21 2011 | |
morganistic ´s little boy has just s*** all over the in-laws´floor, and then their dog licked it up 1.46pm | |
October 03 2011 | |
morganistic hopes kerms has a cracking sh*t - and the house relocation proves a success too 11.32am | |
September 29 2011 | |
morganistic what the f*ck happened there then? 11.01am | |
September 13 2011 | |
morganistic happy anniversary kerms 8.28am | |
September 12 2011 | |
morganistic 's brother-in-law has won the UK National Kenco Championships, grinding out a well-deserved victory 5.17pm | |
September 01 2011 | |
morganistic has killed his c*nting neighbour in his wildest domestic dreams 9.21am | |
morganistic has killed his c*nting neighbour 9.03am | |
August 30 2011 | |
morganistic wants to kill his c*nting neighbour 9.40am | |
August 20 2011 | |
morganistic well done skatters mate 11.03am | |
August 19 2011 | |
morganistic just got married 11.09am | |
August 11 2011 | |
morganistic electronically inflated his tyres in the dramatic shadow of selhurst 2.26pm | |
August 06 2011 | |
morganistic is off to field day 11.45am | |
August 05 2011 | |
morganistic is off to work for the last time for a coupla weeks - up yours work ya c*nt! 12.18pm | |
morganistic is off to work for the last time in a coupla weeks - up yours work ya c*nt! 12.17pm | |
August 03 2011 | |
morganistic is sick to the back f*cking teeth of Jennifer f*cking aniston not finding love 8.33pm | |
morganistic is sick to the back f*cking teeth of Jennifer f*cking aniston 8.14pm | |
August 01 2011 | |
morganistic is plastered and burnt all over the gaff 8.49am | |
July 27 2011 | |
morganistic welcomes moose back to modding 12.18pm | |
July 24 2011 | |
morganistic 20 people online - maybe it's to stop them getting offended 11.20pm | |
morganistic so roonster wants a thread deleted and it gets deleted? 11.00pm | |
July 21 2011 | |
morganistic thwacked some mighty 125-yard tee shots right down tooting's throat 7.48pm | |
July 20 2011 | |
morganistic 's little boy has officially hit the terrible twos with gusto 10.18am | |
July 18 2011 | |
morganistic has achy breaky bollocks 3.42pm | |
July 15 2011 | |
morganistic mrs morg is 40 today so i'm taking her up the thames 10.22am | |
July 12 2011 | |
morganistic has breathed a sigh of relief after a tumultuous few days 1.34pm | |
July 05 2011 | |
morganistic has nigel tufnel died? 1.48pm | |
July 03 2011 | |
morganistic can't be doing with these new-fangled drawstring teabags 12.16pm | |
June 28 2011 | |
morganistic wahey - congrats matey 2.58pm | |
morganistic welcome back johnny - good holiday mate? 2.55pm | |
June 25 2011 | |
morganistic is back from a works beano in whitstable - absolutely whitfaced 11.32pm | |
June 20 2011 | |
morganistic is plumbing the depths 4.57pm | |
June 13 2011 | |
morganistic hopes MPE now has a well-earned beer or 8 7.12pm | |
June 12 2011 | |
morganistic thinks he might have missed a fair bit 6.02pm | |
May 30 2011 | |
morganistic adios hol amigos (no that's not a f*cking flounce, back in a fortnight) 6.56pm | |
May 25 2011 | |
morganistic well done kerm. sure you got a knock-down price as well, helping to keep the market depressed and that 11.51am | |
May 19 2011 | |
morganistic has just completed his 7th consecutive day at work and is being wrapped in bacofoil by jimmy savile 12.18am | |
May 15 2011 | |
morganistic when a man is tired of London Overground, he's tired of lifeover groundunder 1.37am | |
May 14 2011 | |
morganistic when a man is tired of London Overground, he's tired of life - and I'm f*cking kerknackered 12.55am | |
May 12 2011 | |
morganistic happy birthday to me little boy - born 19 years after the FA Cup Final 9.10am | |
May 11 2011 | |
morganistic nice one kermy - that was quick! 10.10am | |
May 10 2011 | |
morganistic doesn't think they should use a photo of Linda McCartney on a box of sausages 1.49pm | |
May 05 2011 | |
morganistic nice one aunty walshy 5.06pm | |
May 03 2011 | |
morganistic hopes things look up for lee 6.26pm | |
April 30 2011 | |
morganistic mag f*cking nificent 7.37pm | |
April 27 2011 | |
morganistic had a dream that the Saturdays beat Reading 9-4 and sent us down 11.07am | |
April 26 2011 | |
morganistic is dredging the bottom of the w*nk barrel 12.50pm | |
April 25 2011 | |
morganistic wadda monumennal win that was 6.53pm | |
April 23 2011 | |
morganistic lost in a fugga work 10.50pm | |
April 21 2011 | |
morganistic has a reeking f*cking headache 9.23am | |
April 19 2011 | |
morganistic has spunked today up against the wall 4.02pm | |
morganistic desperate times call for desperate measures - time for a w*nk over the Aquability Bathroom woman 2.24pm | |
April 18 2011 | |
morganistic thinks spunking up in pubs is wrong 9.51am | |
April 15 2011 | |
morganistic wonders why there's only one set of grandparents in Peppa Pig - were the other set eaten with lettuce and tomato? 10.21am | |
April 12 2011 | |
morganistic en-Dorset it! like it dan. havva cracka kerms 8.36am | |
April 08 2011 | |
morganistic off to Dorset for the weekend - all the very best to everyone in the meantime 11.55am | |
morganistic off to Dorest for the weekend - all the very best to everyone in the meantime 11.54am | |
April 01 2011 | |
morganistic scab's finally off 12.05pm | |
March 30 2011 | |
morganistic sorry, hoof lounced 12.23pm | |
morganistic who's flounced? 11.56am | |
morganistic bloated public sector - public sector's bloated - inefficiency blah blah blah 8.41am | |
morganistic under the ad below this albert - seems to be a common problem at the mo 8.17am | |
March 28 2011 | |
morganistic saw the picture of Sian O'Callaghan's alleged killer in the police van chased by an angry half-marathon 10.00pm | |
morganistic saw the picture of Sian O'Callaghan's alleged killer in the police van chased by angry half-marathon 10.00pm | |
March 26 2011 | |
morganistic welcomes kermy to the 16,000 club 9.39pm | |
March 23 2011 | |
morganistic never once knocked one out over Liz Taylor and now she's dead I won't be changing the habit of a lifetime 9.19pm | |
March 22 2011 | |
morganistic is fully refreshed after a liquid break 11.47pm | |
March 18 2011 | |
morganistic went to the Greyhound in Streatham last night - that place has changed 9.44am | |
morganistic went to the Greyhoun in Streatham last night - that place has changed 9.44am | |
March 11 2011 | |
morganistic was thinking the same last night johnny - it's under the s*** ad below 9.45am | |
March 08 2011 | |
morganistic is using up all the stuff in his cupboard for pancakes tonight to prepare for the fasting of lent - so we're having weetabix and crushed multibionta pancakes 2.05pm | |
March 07 2011 | |
morganistic freedman happy with spirit, but Burley was too, or a beer 12.40pm | |
March 06 2011 | |
morganistic 's scab has stopped weeping and is beginning to crisp up 5.02pm | |
March 03 2011 | |
morganistic 's raging scab has begun to weep ferociously at his desk 11.53pm | |
March 01 2011 | |
morganistic has had a wart burnt off with liquid nitrogen and is hurt and swelling like f***. no, it was lingering behind me right sideburn mongo. kd, you're a mentalist 5.09pm | |
morganistic has had a wart burnt off with liquid nitrogen and is hurt and swelling like f***. no, it was lingering behind me right sideburn mongo 4.57pm | |
morganistic has had a wart burnt off with liquid notrogen and is hurt and swelling like f*** 4.54pm | |
February 26 2011 | |
morganistic drove past falmer for the first time today - impressive, the b******s 6.08pm | |
February 24 2011 | |
morganistic i thought walshy meant paul nicholls the ex eastenders heart-throb 2.35pm | |
morganistic i thought walshy mean paul nicholls the ex eastenders heart-throb 2.35pm | |
February 22 2011 | |
morganistic thinks itcould be worse- Stan ogden's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes could have won 11.53pm | |
morganistic off to sorrow me drowns 9.55pm | |
February 19 2011 | |
morganistic might be falling deeply in love with William Roache 12.23pm | |
February 18 2011 | |
morganistic hb matilda 3.50pm | |
February 17 2011 | |
morganistic has updated his profile photo 8.34am | |
February 16 2011 | |
morganistic congrats and commiseries kerms 2.19pm | |
February 15 2011 | |
morganistic hopes KD can kick the dog 8.22pm | |
February 13 2011 | |
morganistic wishes kerms the very best of luck for his very modern-day move 9.29pm | |
February 07 2011 | |
morganistic car passed MOT but i then flooded the house trying to fix the washing machine. swings and f***ing roundabouts 4.27pm |
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