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Updates

April 20 2015
morganistic goodbye staffie 12.58pm
April 16 2015
morganistic f*ck those baggie c*nts 3.26pm
January 03 2015
morganistic has a pard-on. I SAID PARD-ON 11.30am
December 24 2014
morganistic has a heart which has grown fonder 3.44pm
January 26 2012
morganistic has detumesced up big time 12.51pm
January 24 2012
morganistic has a Carling in one hand, and a semi in the other 9.19am
January 08 2012
morganistic is sick and tired of children's TV presenters stinking the f*cking room out with their personal issues 3.26pm
January 01 2012
morganistic c*nt-flappy new year folks 9.20pm
December 21 2011
morganistic congrats bertypops 9.55pm
December 16 2011
morganistic f*cking hell, i never knew you could get a yellow for blinking, no matter how long you do it for 5.51pm
November 30 2011
morganistic is spunking up Carling! 11.12pm
November 04 2011
morganistic enjoy a 'rarebit' of time off nick! 9.55pm
October 21 2011
morganistic ´s little boy has just s*** all over the in-laws´floor, and then their dog licked it up 1.46pm
October 03 2011
morganistic hopes kerms has a cracking sh*t - and the house relocation proves a success too 11.32am
September 29 2011
morganistic what the f*ck happened there then? 11.01am
September 13 2011
morganistic happy anniversary kerms 8.28am
September 12 2011
morganistic 's brother-in-law has won the UK National Kenco Championships, grinding out a well-deserved victory 5.17pm
September 01 2011
morganistic has killed his c*nting neighbour in his wildest domestic dreams 9.21am
morganistic has killed his c*nting neighbour 9.03am
August 30 2011
morganistic wants to kill his c*nting neighbour 9.40am
August 20 2011
morganistic well done skatters mate 11.03am
August 19 2011
morganistic just got married 11.09am
August 11 2011
morganistic electronically inflated his tyres in the dramatic shadow of selhurst 2.26pm
August 06 2011
morganistic is off to field day 11.45am
August 05 2011
morganistic is off to work for the last time for a coupla weeks - up yours work ya c*nt! 12.18pm
morganistic is off to work for the last time in a coupla weeks - up yours work ya c*nt! 12.17pm
August 03 2011
morganistic is sick to the back f*cking teeth of Jennifer f*cking aniston not finding love 8.33pm
morganistic is sick to the back f*cking teeth of Jennifer f*cking aniston 8.14pm
August 01 2011
morganistic is plastered and burnt all over the gaff 8.49am
July 27 2011
morganistic welcomes moose back to modding 12.18pm
July 24 2011
morganistic 20 people online - maybe it's to stop them getting offended 11.20pm
morganistic so roonster wants a thread deleted and it gets deleted? 11.00pm
July 21 2011
morganistic thwacked some mighty 125-yard tee shots right down tooting's throat 7.48pm
July 20 2011
morganistic 's little boy has officially hit the terrible twos with gusto 10.18am
July 18 2011
morganistic has achy breaky bollocks 3.42pm
July 15 2011
morganistic mrs morg is 40 today so i'm taking her up the thames 10.22am
July 12 2011
morganistic has breathed a sigh of relief after a tumultuous few days 1.34pm
July 05 2011
morganistic has nigel tufnel died? 1.48pm
July 03 2011
morganistic can't be doing with these new-fangled drawstring teabags 12.16pm
June 28 2011
morganistic wahey - congrats matey 2.58pm
morganistic welcome back johnny - good holiday mate? 2.55pm
June 25 2011
morganistic is back from a works beano in whitstable - absolutely whitfaced 11.32pm
June 20 2011
morganistic is plumbing the depths 4.57pm
June 13 2011
morganistic hopes MPE now has a well-earned beer or 8 7.12pm
June 12 2011
morganistic thinks he might have missed a fair bit 6.02pm
May 30 2011
morganistic adios hol amigos (no that's not a f*cking flounce, back in a fortnight) 6.56pm
May 25 2011
morganistic well done kerm. sure you got a knock-down price as well, helping to keep the market depressed and that 11.51am
May 19 2011
morganistic has just completed his 7th consecutive day at work and is being wrapped in bacofoil by jimmy savile 12.18am
May 15 2011
morganistic when a man is tired of London Overground, he's tired of lifeover groundunder 1.37am
May 14 2011
morganistic when a man is tired of London Overground, he's tired of life - and I'm f*cking kerknackered 12.55am
May 12 2011
morganistic happy birthday to me little boy - born 19 years after the FA Cup Final 9.10am
May 11 2011
morganistic nice one kermy - that was quick! 10.10am
May 10 2011
morganistic doesn't think they should use a photo of Linda McCartney on a box of sausages 1.49pm
May 05 2011
morganistic nice one aunty walshy 5.06pm
May 03 2011
morganistic hopes things look up for lee 6.26pm
April 30 2011
morganistic mag f*cking nificent 7.37pm
April 27 2011
morganistic had a dream that the Saturdays beat Reading 9-4 and sent us down 11.07am
April 26 2011
morganistic is dredging the bottom of the w*nk barrel 12.50pm
April 25 2011
morganistic wadda monumennal win that was 6.53pm
April 23 2011
morganistic lost in a fugga work 10.50pm
April 21 2011
morganistic has a reeking f*cking headache 9.23am
April 19 2011
morganistic has spunked today up against the wall 4.02pm
morganistic desperate times call for desperate measures - time for a w*nk over the Aquability Bathroom woman 2.24pm
April 18 2011
morganistic thinks spunking up in pubs is wrong 9.51am
April 15 2011
morganistic wonders why there's only one set of grandparents in Peppa Pig - were the other set eaten with lettuce and tomato? 10.21am
April 12 2011
morganistic en-Dorset it! like it dan. havva cracka kerms 8.36am
April 08 2011
morganistic off to Dorset for the weekend - all the very best to everyone in the meantime 11.55am
morganistic off to Dorest for the weekend - all the very best to everyone in the meantime 11.54am
April 01 2011
morganistic scab's finally off 12.05pm
March 30 2011
morganistic sorry, hoof lounced 12.23pm
morganistic who's flounced? 11.56am
morganistic bloated public sector - public sector's bloated - inefficiency blah blah blah 8.41am
morganistic under the ad below this albert - seems to be a common problem at the mo 8.17am
March 28 2011
morganistic saw the picture of Sian O'Callaghan's alleged killer in the police van chased by an angry half-marathon 10.00pm
morganistic saw the picture of Sian O'Callaghan's alleged killer in the police van chased by angry half-marathon 10.00pm
March 26 2011
morganistic welcomes kermy to the 16,000 club 9.39pm
March 23 2011
morganistic never once knocked one out over Liz Taylor and now she's dead I won't be changing the habit of a lifetime 9.19pm
March 22 2011
morganistic is fully refreshed after a liquid break 11.47pm
March 18 2011
morganistic went to the Greyhound in Streatham last night - that place has changed 9.44am
morganistic went to the Greyhoun in Streatham last night - that place has changed 9.44am
March 11 2011
morganistic was thinking the same last night johnny - it's under the s*** ad below 9.45am
March 08 2011
morganistic is using up all the stuff in his cupboard for pancakes tonight to prepare for the fasting of lent - so we're having weetabix and crushed multibionta pancakes 2.05pm
March 07 2011
morganistic freedman happy with spirit, but Burley was too, or a beer 12.40pm
March 06 2011
morganistic 's scab has stopped weeping and is beginning to crisp up 5.02pm
March 03 2011
morganistic 's raging scab has begun to weep ferociously at his desk 11.53pm
March 01 2011
morganistic has had a wart burnt off with liquid nitrogen and is hurt and swelling like f***. no, it was lingering behind me right sideburn mongo. kd, you're a mentalist 5.09pm
morganistic has had a wart burnt off with liquid nitrogen and is hurt and swelling like f***. no, it was lingering behind me right sideburn mongo 4.57pm
morganistic has had a wart burnt off with liquid notrogen and is hurt and swelling like f*** 4.54pm
February 26 2011
morganistic drove past falmer for the first time today - impressive, the b******s 6.08pm
February 24 2011
morganistic i thought walshy meant paul nicholls the ex eastenders heart-throb 2.35pm
morganistic i thought walshy mean paul nicholls the ex eastenders heart-throb 2.35pm
February 22 2011
morganistic thinks itcould be worse- Stan ogden's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes could have won 11.53pm
morganistic off to sorrow me drowns 9.55pm
February 19 2011
morganistic might be falling deeply in love with William Roache 12.23pm
February 18 2011
morganistic hb matilda 3.50pm
February 17 2011
morganistic has updated his profile photo 8.34am
February 16 2011
morganistic congrats and commiseries kerms 2.19pm
February 15 2011
morganistic hopes KD can kick the dog 8.22pm
February 13 2011
morganistic wishes kerms the very best of luck for his very modern-day move 9.29pm
February 07 2011
morganistic car passed MOT but i then flooded the house trying to fix the washing machine. swings and f***ing roundabouts 4.27pm
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