April 20 2015 | |
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morganistic goodbye staffie 12.58pm |
April 16 2015 | |
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morganistic f*ck those baggie c*nts 3.26pm |
January 03 2015 | |
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morganistic has a pard-on. I SAID PARD-ON 11.30am |
December 24 2014 | |
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morganistic has a heart which has grown fonder 3.44pm |
January 26 2012 | |
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morganistic has detumesced up big time 12.51pm |
January 24 2012 | |
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morganistic has a Carling in one hand, and a semi in the other 9.19am |
January 08 2012 | |
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morganistic is sick and tired of children's TV presenters stinking the f*cking room out with their personal issues 3.26pm |
January 01 2012 | |
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morganistic c*nt-flappy new year folks 9.20pm |
December 21 2011 | |
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morganistic congrats bertypops 9.55pm |
December 16 2011 | |
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morganistic f*cking hell, i never knew you could get a yellow for blinking, no matter how long you do it for 5.51pm |
November 30 2011 | |
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morganistic is spunking up Carling! 11.12pm |
November 04 2011 | |
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morganistic enjoy a 'rarebit' of time off nick! 9.55pm |
October 21 2011 | |
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morganistic ´s little boy has just s*** all over the in-laws´floor, and then their dog licked it up 1.46pm |
October 03 2011 | |
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morganistic hopes kerms has a cracking sh*t - and the house relocation proves a success too 11.32am |
September 29 2011 | |
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morganistic what the f*ck happened there then? 11.01am |
September 13 2011 | |
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morganistic happy anniversary kerms 8.28am |
September 12 2011 | |
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morganistic 's brother-in-law has won the UK National Kenco Championships, grinding out a well-deserved victory 5.17pm |
September 01 2011 | |
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morganistic has killed his c*nting neighbour in his wildest domestic dreams 9.21am |
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morganistic has killed his c*nting neighbour 9.03am |
August 30 2011 | |
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morganistic wants to kill his c*nting neighbour 9.40am |
August 20 2011 | |
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morganistic well done skatters mate 11.03am |
August 19 2011 | |
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morganistic just got married 11.09am |
August 11 2011 | |
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morganistic electronically inflated his tyres in the dramatic shadow of selhurst 2.26pm |
August 06 2011 | |
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morganistic is off to field day 11.45am |
August 05 2011 | |
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morganistic is off to work for the last time for a coupla weeks - up yours work ya c*nt! 12.18pm |
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morganistic is off to work for the last time in a coupla weeks - up yours work ya c*nt! 12.17pm |
August 03 2011 | |
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morganistic is sick to the back f*cking teeth of Jennifer f*cking aniston not finding love 8.33pm |
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morganistic is sick to the back f*cking teeth of Jennifer f*cking aniston 8.14pm |
August 01 2011 | |
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morganistic is plastered and burnt all over the gaff 8.49am |
July 27 2011 | |
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morganistic welcomes moose back to modding 12.18pm |
July 24 2011 | |
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morganistic 20 people online - maybe it's to stop them getting offended 11.20pm |
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morganistic so roonster wants a thread deleted and it gets deleted? 11.00pm |
July 21 2011 | |
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morganistic thwacked some mighty 125-yard tee shots right down tooting's throat 7.48pm |
July 20 2011 | |
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morganistic 's little boy has officially hit the terrible twos with gusto 10.18am |
July 18 2011 | |
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morganistic has achy breaky bollocks 3.42pm |
July 15 2011 | |
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morganistic mrs morg is 40 today so i'm taking her up the thames 10.22am |
July 12 2011 | |
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morganistic has breathed a sigh of relief after a tumultuous few days 1.34pm |
July 05 2011 | |
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morganistic has nigel tufnel died? 1.48pm |
July 03 2011 | |
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morganistic can't be doing with these new-fangled drawstring teabags 12.16pm |
June 28 2011 | |
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morganistic wahey - congrats matey 2.58pm |
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morganistic welcome back johnny - good holiday mate? 2.55pm |
June 25 2011 | |
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morganistic is back from a works beano in whitstable - absolutely whitfaced 11.32pm |
June 20 2011 | |
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morganistic is plumbing the depths 4.57pm |
June 13 2011 | |
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morganistic hopes MPE now has a well-earned beer or 8 7.12pm |
June 12 2011 | |
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morganistic thinks he might have missed a fair bit 6.02pm |
May 30 2011 | |
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morganistic adios hol amigos (no that's not a f*cking flounce, back in a fortnight) 6.56pm |
May 25 2011 | |
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morganistic well done kerm. sure you got a knock-down price as well, helping to keep the market depressed and that 11.51am |
May 19 2011 | |
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morganistic has just completed his 7th consecutive day at work and is being wrapped in bacofoil by jimmy savile 12.18am |
May 15 2011 | |
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morganistic when a man is tired of London Overground, he's tired of lifeover groundunder 1.37am |
May 14 2011 | |
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morganistic when a man is tired of London Overground, he's tired of life - and I'm f*cking kerknackered 12.55am |
May 12 2011 | |
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morganistic happy birthday to me little boy - born 19 years after the FA Cup Final 9.10am |
May 11 2011 | |
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morganistic nice one kermy - that was quick! 10.10am |
May 10 2011 | |
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morganistic doesn't think they should use a photo of Linda McCartney on a box of sausages 1.49pm |
May 05 2011 | |
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morganistic nice one aunty walshy 5.06pm |
May 03 2011 | |
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morganistic hopes things look up for lee 6.26pm |
April 30 2011 | |
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morganistic mag f*cking nificent 7.37pm |
April 27 2011 | |
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morganistic had a dream that the Saturdays beat Reading 9-4 and sent us down 11.07am |
April 26 2011 | |
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morganistic is dredging the bottom of the w*nk barrel 12.50pm |
April 25 2011 | |
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morganistic wadda monumennal win that was 6.53pm |
April 23 2011 | |
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morganistic lost in a fugga work 10.50pm |
April 21 2011 | |
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morganistic has a reeking f*cking headache 9.23am |
April 19 2011 | |
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morganistic has spunked today up against the wall 4.02pm |
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morganistic desperate times call for desperate measures - time for a w*nk over the Aquability Bathroom woman 2.24pm |
April 18 2011 | |
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morganistic thinks spunking up in pubs is wrong 9.51am |
April 15 2011 | |
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morganistic wonders why there's only one set of grandparents in Peppa Pig - were the other set eaten with lettuce and tomato? 10.21am |
April 12 2011 | |
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morganistic en-Dorset it! like it dan. havva cracka kerms 8.36am |
April 08 2011 | |
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morganistic off to Dorset for the weekend - all the very best to everyone in the meantime 11.55am |
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morganistic off to Dorest for the weekend - all the very best to everyone in the meantime 11.54am |
April 01 2011 | |
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morganistic scab's finally off 12.05pm |
March 30 2011 | |
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morganistic sorry, hoof lounced 12.23pm |
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morganistic who's flounced? 11.56am |
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morganistic bloated public sector - public sector's bloated - inefficiency blah blah blah 8.41am |
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morganistic under the ad below this albert - seems to be a common problem at the mo 8.17am |
March 28 2011 | |
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morganistic saw the picture of Sian O'Callaghan's alleged killer in the police van chased by an angry half-marathon 10.00pm |
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morganistic saw the picture of Sian O'Callaghan's alleged killer in the police van chased by angry half-marathon 10.00pm |
March 26 2011 | |
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morganistic welcomes kermy to the 16,000 club 9.39pm |
March 23 2011 | |
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morganistic never once knocked one out over Liz Taylor and now she's dead I won't be changing the habit of a lifetime 9.19pm |
March 22 2011 | |
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morganistic is fully refreshed after a liquid break 11.47pm |
March 18 2011 | |
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morganistic went to the Greyhound in Streatham last night - that place has changed 9.44am |
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morganistic went to the Greyhoun in Streatham last night - that place has changed 9.44am |
March 11 2011 | |
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morganistic was thinking the same last night johnny - it's under the s*** ad below 9.45am |
March 08 2011 | |
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morganistic is using up all the stuff in his cupboard for pancakes tonight to prepare for the fasting of lent - so we're having weetabix and crushed multibionta pancakes 2.05pm |
March 07 2011 | |
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morganistic freedman happy with spirit, but Burley was too, or a beer 12.40pm |
March 06 2011 | |
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morganistic 's scab has stopped weeping and is beginning to crisp up 5.02pm |
March 03 2011 | |
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morganistic 's raging scab has begun to weep ferociously at his desk 11.53pm |
March 01 2011 | |
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morganistic has had a wart burnt off with liquid nitrogen and is hurt and swelling like f***. no, it was lingering behind me right sideburn mongo. kd, you're a mentalist 5.09pm |
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morganistic has had a wart burnt off with liquid nitrogen and is hurt and swelling like f***. no, it was lingering behind me right sideburn mongo 4.57pm |
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morganistic has had a wart burnt off with liquid notrogen and is hurt and swelling like f*** 4.54pm |
February 26 2011 | |
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morganistic drove past falmer for the first time today - impressive, the b******s 6.08pm |
February 24 2011 | |
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morganistic i thought walshy meant paul nicholls the ex eastenders heart-throb 2.35pm |
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morganistic i thought walshy mean paul nicholls the ex eastenders heart-throb 2.35pm |
February 22 2011 | |
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morganistic thinks itcould be worse- Stan ogden's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes could have won 11.53pm |
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morganistic off to sorrow me drowns 9.55pm |
February 19 2011 | |
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morganistic might be falling deeply in love with William Roache 12.23pm |
February 18 2011 | |
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morganistic hb matilda 3.50pm |
February 17 2011 | |
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morganistic has updated his profile photo 8.34am |
February 16 2011 | |
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morganistic congrats and commiseries kerms 2.19pm |
February 15 2011 | |
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morganistic hopes KD can kick the dog 8.22pm |
February 13 2011 | |
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morganistic wishes kerms the very best of luck for his very modern-day move 9.29pm |
February 07 2011 | |
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morganistic car passed MOT but i then flooded the house trying to fix the washing machine. swings and f***ing roundabouts 4.27pm |
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