December 4 2002
Millwall
A few clean jokes about the Lion cubs from South Bermondsey...
Two Millwall fans bump into each other, and one said:
"Where did you get such a great bike?"
The other replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off her clothes and said 'take what you want'."
The first Millwall fan nodded approvingly: "Good choice" he said: "The clothes wouldn't have fitted."
Q: If you see a Millwall fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.
A source inside Camelot has revealed that a man from New Cross was a recent lottery winner. The lucky man was delighted to announce that he had spent his winnings on a new player for his beloved Millwall. He said: "If my three numbers come up again I'll gladly buy them another!"
Q: What do you call a female Millwall fan with 2 brain cells...?
A: Pregnant.
Mark McGhee is out shopping in town when he sees an old lady struggling with her shopping
MM: Can you manage, love?
Old Lady: F*ck off, you took the job, you're stuck with it
Millwall sign a Bosnian. On his debut he scores a hat-trick and is feted by all. After the match he phones his mum to tell her how it went. She says: I'm glad things are going well for you, son - it's not too good here.
People came to our house and wrecked it, your father was beaten up, your sister raped (as was the dog) and we're feeling pretty bad. I just wish you'd let us stay at home in Bosnia instead of bringing us here with you.
Little Johnny: "Mum I want to be a Millwall season ticket holder when I grow up." Mum: "Make your mind up Johnny - you can't do both."
Palace potentially denied entry to Europa League?
at 1.20am by Jason Smith
UEFA Disciplinary email
at 12.05am by whatton
FA cup final commerative ticket
at 10.12pm by Paaalaaace
Up for an Europa League protest??
at 10.12pm by Penge eagle 84
Borna Sosa
at 9.36pm by Teddy Eagle
Home kit
at 8.54pm by Part Time James
Sign the Petition: Fight UEFA’s Unfair Decision Against Palace
at 6.51pm by ASCPFC
Palace Tattoo
at 5.28pm by Eagleman13
Autographs?
at 11.19am by mezzer
Macron and Net88 again then
at 8.50am by BromleyMonkey
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