January 23 2003

Liverpool FC

If you've read the papers recently, you would have found out Michael Owen likes a bit of a flutter, so HOL users have come up with some chants for him...

iantheeagle

The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,

The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,

The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,

And this is what he lost: 30 GRAND!

Who's that scouser with no money?

Who's that scouser with no mates?

He earned a million

Then he lost it all in one

On the outcome of a race

Moose

Same old scousers, always gambling

could be changed to

Same old scousers, always losing, if we take the lead.

Punt on, punt on, with cash in your hand

and you'll never win a bet

You'll never win a bet

j2j007

Michael Owen went to the races

To throw away all his money

He didn't have a clue what he was doing

and all the other punters thought it was funny

That he stuck 10 grand on a 3-legged horse

That ran the wrong way around the course

It Ran in to a tree with a massive thud

It was then Owen realised that he had back another dud!

matt_the_eagle

Michael Owen, Ooooohhh

Michael Owen, Ooooohhh

Got dealt a dodgy hand

And he lost 30 grand

kav

Money! money! money!

It's so funny

In Michael Owen's world!

(In the tune of Abba's Money, Money, Money)

selecta

Have you backed us, have you backed us, have you backed us in the cup?

mr.whippy

Owen show us your hand, Owen, Owen show us your hand!

Lombardo's Syrup

Owen, have a punt

Owen Owen have a punt

Have we seen you

Have we seen you

Have we seen you in Ladbrokes (in Ladbrokes)

Have we seen you in Ladbrokes

Owen, what's the odds

Owen Owen what's the odds

Can we play you

Can we play you

Can we all play you at cards

Can we all play you at cards

You're worse than Stevie Claridge

You're worse than Stevie Claridge

gambler

To the tune of "You're not singing anymore"

Six to four,

Six to four,

Six to four says you won't score,

Six to four says you won't score.

shaness

Just after we score a goal.....

Michael Owen, Michael Owen

Did you have a grand on that?

Did you have a grand on that?

jimmy2

Who's that scouser with no money

Who's that scouser lost it all

He's that little number ten

And he's lost a bet again

thejabba

Who's that scouser with no money

Who's that scouser who lost it all

He's that little number ten

And he's lost a bet again

And he can't even score

Jonprogrammeseller

Owen's gambled all his money,

Till no more in his wallet seen,

It'll shake the scoucers up,

He's bet on us to win the cup,

Cos Palace are the greatest football team....

Kirby

Who's that scouser with no money?

Who's that scouser on the ball?

He can go and have a punt,

But he's still a f*cking c*nt,

And his fat welsh mother is a whore, WHOOORE!