You are here: Home > News > Ugly Eagles - Part 2
August 4 2020 6.23am

Ugly Eagles - Part 2

November 24 2002

Andrejs Rubins

Andrejs Rubins

We asked you who you thought should be added to our collection of ugly Palace mugs and here they are...


Rubins should definately be here, for his complexion alone. Pummelled with the ugly stick he really is.

Cucking Funt

The boy Rubins has to be included. Great player (criminally under-used) but, wow, pizza-face really does have a face like a well spanked arse.


You're missing Lombardo, Leif Anderson, I'm sure a few others. We're a mingin' club.


Eric Young. Ugly with pointed "Spock" ears.


Neil Shipperly with his lugholes to put Dumbo to shame and too many teeth for that tiny mouth but he was a great striker.


Andrejs Rubins has pretty grusome skin poor lad and Neil Ruddock looks like a pie and suet pudding obsessed middleweight boxer. Thomas Brolin was pretty fat and crap as well.


Mark Dennis, Ian Philip, Mark Lazarus, John McCormick.


What about Terry Phelan? I know he was only on loan, but surely having a Mekon from Dan Dare (Eagle Comic, circa 1950s) is worthy of note!


You've got to put in a word for the likes of Marco Gabbiadini and Jamie Moralee. Also Marc Edworthy's huge chin, Chris Armstrong for all those moles, this is the funniest thred I've ever seen.

Eddie McGoldrick

What a dirty greasy man. Would look more at home in a kebab shop!

David Guscott

Bill Glazier, Steve Kember.


Tomas Brolin. Not only was he a s**** player but he was a right ugly b****** aswell. With his perm like hair and totally messed up face he isn't far off looking like Steve Bruce (related?). He's gotta be one for the ugly Eagles collection!!


What about Roly Poly Brolin ... ugly git!

Daniel Windstam

Tomas Brolin must be one of the ugliest player ever!!


Does he count? He was at Palace for a few weeks before he decided to up sticks and leave, just as we looked like we could be real promotion contenders for the first time in ages!

Somehow he has a wife and kids, so there must be something about this outrageously ugly club hate figure which appeals to the ladies. I can't imagine what though, as both his face and his personality are amazingly unappealing!

His flat 'boxers' nose must have been inflicted by one of the numerous people who he has angered over the years and his face is scary. It frankly belongs where it is now - Birmingham! His 'helium' voice didn't help matters either!

Latest Headlines

Palace Talk Forum Latest

Manager WishList
at 1.38am by Crystal ClearCPFC

New Shirt Sponsor....
at 11.46pm by gambler

Guaita Wanted by Real Betis
at 11.19pm by the.universal

James McCarthy (rumour)
at 11.16pm by the.universal

Guaita Wanted by Real Betis
at 11.13pm by Vaibow

New Shirt Sponsor....
at 11.06pm by Vaibow

You are here: Home > News > Ugly Eagles - Part 2