two new pet hates
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 monkey  Sittingbourne,Kent 05 Apr 23 7.33pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
Not forgetting 'Overloads', 'Half Spaces', 'Touch tight', 'Inverted fullbacks'. God yes, how could I forget ‘overloads’ ?? That’s the worst of them all, we used to call it ‘outnumbered’
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mr. apollo  Somewhere in Switzerland 06 Apr 23 12.36pm |
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Wellness, wtf is that? Oh did anyone mention James Cordhole? And Russel Brandhole?
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| mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 06 Apr 23 12.37pm |
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Originally posted by monkey
God yes, how could I forget ‘overloads’ ?? That’s the worst of them all, we used to call it ‘outnumbered’ Except the sublime album by Yard Act of course...
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Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 06 Apr 23 1.37pm |
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tortoises. and goldfish. probably the worst two pets to have. I hate them
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Teddy Eagle  06 Apr 23 1.42pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
Not forgetting 'Overloads', 'Half Spaces', 'Touch tight', 'Inverted fullbacks'. I genuinely read the first as 'overlords' which even for Palace seemed a bit strong.
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 06 Apr 23 2.53pm |
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Originally posted by mr. apollo
Wellness, wtf is that? Oh did anyone mention James Cordhole? And Russel Brandhole? No one mentioned Corden.
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Willo  South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 23 3.32pm |
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I believe my dear wife has developed a hatrid for 'Yours Truly' after she said she was 'Down in the dumps' after gazing into the mirror and concluded that she looked aged and frumpy.She added that it would cheer her up if I could pay her a compliment or two. She was not best pleased when my response was "Your eye-sight is top-notch". Edited by Willo (06 Apr 2023 3.33pm)
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| nhp61 Goring-By-Sea born, now in Brackne... 06 Apr 23 3.43pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
In my neck of the woods : 1. Waiting whilst the level crossing gates are down.There are two level crossings in quite close proximity.On occasions one has to wait for 1,2 or sometimes 3 trains to pass. 2. There is a road of just under 3.5 miles called 'Long Furlong'. Going home after a funeral at Worthing Crematorium. Turned on to the Long Furlong at Findon, and just passing the cricket ground when things got a little misty and the t*** in the car front of me turned on his rear fog lamps. It was a light mist, not f***ing fog. The dickhead then had the pleasure of my full beams in his mirrors until he decided to turn them off.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 23 4.00pm |
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Originally posted by nhp61
Going home after a funeral at Worthing Crematorium. Turned on to the Long Furlong at Findon, and just passing the cricket ground when things got a little misty and the t*** in the car front of me turned on his rear fog lamps. It was a light mist, not f***ing fog. The dickhead then had the pleasure of my full beams in his mirrors until he decided to turn them off. The number of times I have been responsible for the coarsening of discourse when I have been driving on 'Long Furlong'
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palace_in_frogland  In a broken dream 06 Apr 23 7.38pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
I heard this expression on numerous occasions when I was in Australia a few years ago. Two other pet hates : 1. People who don't say "Please" or "Thank you". 2. Motorists who don't express their appreciation either with a flash of their headlights or a wave of their hand when one allows them to pass.It riles the 'Billy Goat' in me.
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Nicholas91  The Democratic Republic of Kent 06 Apr 23 8.21pm |
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Originally posted by palace_in_frogland
Excellent… or splendiferous!
Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!! |
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Leecpfc  Praying for love in a lapdance... 06 Apr 23 8.23pm |
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Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer
1 Shop assistants I've never met before who call me 'mate'. 2 Bar staff who refer to my wife as a 'guy'. 1) They say mate but are most likely thinking c*nt 2) Tell he/her/it to have a shave
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