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 braunstoneagle  the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 05 Feb 06 10.54pm |
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Quote REDNBLUEARMY69 at 03 Aug 2004 9:05am
TOMMY: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish? RENTON: I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the f******g low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just w*****s. We, on the other hand, are colonized by w*****s. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a s***e state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any f******g difference.
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| kinky1960 Hampshire 05 Feb 06 11.18pm |
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The monster in Young Frankenstein `Putting on the Ritz'
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| Buzzcock In an underground lair near Bright... 05 Feb 06 11.32pm |
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The Big Sleep
In the woods there grew a tree. And a fine fine tree was he. |
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| Dancpfc Milton Keynes 20 Apr 06 12.18am |
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Quote Danger at 15 Sep 2004 7:50am
Quote Jake d'Eagle at 15 Sep 2004 7:48am
Quote Farawayeagle at 15 Sep 2004 7:05am
Crocodile Dundee When Mick Dundee is cornered by some mugger who pull a knife on him!!!!! "That's not a knife." "THIS is a knife." (Pulling out his huge Crocodile hunting knife.) I prefer the Simpsons' version When the guy says "This is a knife ", Bart says "No, that's a spoon". ..... well it made me laugh anyway.
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 nj Sussex 20 Apr 06 7.53pm |
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Just noticed this, I bet someone has already said "Can everyone stop getting shot!" classic!!! Sorry, can't be bothered to read every single page I have most though! Errrmm, and from the warriors - "Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back?" I cracked up at that one. It's funny you think of them, then when you need them you can't think. DAMMN!
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| Charris epsom 20 Apr 06 8.00pm |
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Quote braunstoneagle at 05 Feb 2006 10:54pm
Quote REDNBLUEARMY69 at 03 Aug 2004 9:05am
TOMMY: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish? RENTON: I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the f******g low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just w*****s. We, on the other hand, are colonized by w*****s. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a s***e state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any f******g difference.
is that train spotting i watched that last fiday
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| minty New Eltham / Norwich 20 Apr 06 8.56pm |
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and for a modern one from the movie lucky number slevin: luy-lu: well what answer are you going to give him then? man : 'I'm going to give him the same answer a man with a hughe cock gives his tailor when he asks if he dresses to the left or the right.... YES
We've all been shot down We've all been beaten, battered, bruised, told to get down BUT WE'LL BE BACK UP AGAIN FOR WE ARE PALACE, SUPER PALACE |
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| d7phil Beckenham 20 Apr 06 9.42pm |
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I always used to laugh at this one from Alien 3: RIPLEY: We have no weapons, correct? just the way he emphasises "ice creeeaaaam!!"
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| thornton-heath eagle 24 Apr 06 5.15am |
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Saw 25th Hour last night... Naturelle: 'you're drunk, arent you?' Frank: 'I'm Irish, we don't get drunk.' Brilliant!
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Farawayeagle  Sydney 24 Apr 06 5.38am |
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From: A League of Their Own Jimmy: (saying a prayer before the game) Oh, Lord! Hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank you for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is – she kept calling your name.
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| MPE Maidstone 28 Apr 06 12.45am |
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Read my signature from Godfather 3.. Al pacino at his best.
Just when I thought that I was out...........they pull me back in |
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| dougie.com milton keynes 28 Apr 06 3.15am |
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25th hour champaign for my real friends real pain for my sham friends
we're going to europe, to do the europeans
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