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 Part Time James  10 Jul 17 5.39pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
I can take it I have at least one order on the books then. Hell yeah. Although I wore out my can opener in less than a month so you better make it robust. There you are lads, let me be the first HOL member to come out as gay for robots. Paving the way for the rest of you to admit to something that was taboo 50 odd years ago.
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NKEagle  Pyongyang 10 Jul 17 5.39pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Mate, I understand why you'd feel a bit gay if you got tongued by a male human, but a male robot is no different to a female one when building the mouth. Nothing gay about getting licked out by a male robot, open your mind. I certainly didn't mean to imply that there's anything wrong with that. Just not my cup of tea. I do note that my hemorrhoid dr. was a man. Not only did he brutalize me, but the selfish b*astard didn't even have the courtesy to give me a reach-around.
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| Part Time James 10 Jul 17 5.41pm |
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Originally posted by NKEagle
I certainly didn't mean to imply that there's anything wrong with that. Just not my cup of tea. I do note that my hemorrhoid dr. was a man. Not only did he brutalize me, but the selfish b*astard didn't even have the courtesy to give me a reach-around. In my experience they wear rubber gloves anyway, presumably to avoid large build ups of static electricity.
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| Stirlingsays 10 Jul 17 5.49pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Hell yeah. Although I wore out my can opener in less than a month so you better make it robust. There you are lads, let me be the first HOL member to come out as gay for robots. Paving the way for the rest of you to admit to something that was taboo 50 odd years ago. Taboo, the 'gay robot' model. Comes in rainbow colours and with added vitamins. Still, fiddling with the 'pump' mechanism.....At the moment, one session would have you wearing nappies for the rest of your natural.
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| NKEagle Pyongyang 10 Jul 17 5.53pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
In my experience they wear rubber gloves anyway, presumably to avoid large build ups of static electricity. If you pay extra, they'll do it without the gloves.
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