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I say,I say ,I say.....crap joke thread! (LOCKED)
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 NICK THE EAGLE  Coulsdon 08 Jun 15 12.17pm |
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I once bought my wife a large bunch of flowers, she turned to me and said "I suppose I'm going to have to open my legs for these"? I said why don't you have a vase big enough?
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| Dulwichsteve (Another Girl) Another Planet 10 Jun 15 10.22am |
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What's wrong with people? I witnessed some disgusting behaviour on the beach at Skegness yesterday. A man and woman were arguing in front of a load of children and she hit him. Then it all kicked off. A policeman arrived and used his baton but the man grappled with the copper, got hold of the baton and hit the policeman the woman and their baby. Then a crocodile appeared and stole all the sausages.
I'm a sleeping dog, but you can't tell |
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Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 13 Jun 15 10.10pm |
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I was stuck driving behind some guy whose number plate read G4ND 4LF. Needless to say, he didn’t let me pass.
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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| Guntrisoft Beckenham, Kent 24 Jun 15 11.06pm |
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Closing this thread as it's reached so many posts which might affect load time. Feel free to start a new topic.
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