mine are all from Pulp Fiction really and theres alot.

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf***er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to f*** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f***ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

that has got to be the best bit in that film other than that its the " Ahh man i shot MArvin in the face"

Whats everyone elses?

MISSED MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW
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Italian job (the original one) after the van has been blown to smithereens and Michael Cain says

- "you were only supposed to blow the bleedin' doors off"

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

Feris Beaulers Day Off (Sorry about spelling)

"What Kind of an Arsehole are you?"

"ain't you got any hobbies?"

"Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.”
–General Norman Schwartzkopf

TOMMY: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?

RENTON: I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the f******g low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just w*****s. We, on the other hand, are colonized by w*****s. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a s***e state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any f******g difference.

From Love, Honour and Obey

Ray: "You're fat and i'll throw you in the river"

I have the T shirt as well

Optimistic as ever

here are some of my fav's from Goodfellas

Tommy: What the f**k are you doing? You're hanging around my f*****n' neck like a vulture, like impending death!

Tommy: You know Spider, you're a f****n' mumbling stuttering little prick. You know that?

Tommy DeVito: In this day and age, what the f**k is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against -- a Jew broad -- prejudice against Italians!

Tommy: But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f****n' amuse you?

Tommy DeVito: Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

Tommy: How the f**k am I funny? What the f**k is so funny about me?

[Henry, Jimmy and Tommy are digging with shovels to find Batts' corpse. Henry is sickened by the stench, but the others don't appear to be bothered] Tommy DeVito: Hey Henry, Henry, hurry up will you? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us. Oh hey, Henry, Henry. Here's an arm. Henry Hill: Very funny, guys. Tommy DeVito: Hey, here's a leg. Here's a wing. [He laughs] Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or do you still go for the old hearts and lungs? [Henry vomits]

Spider: [hesitating] Why don't you go f**k yourself, Tommy? [stunned silence] Jimmy: WHOA! I don't believe what I'm hearing! Check out the BALLS on this kid! Hey Spider, this is for you! [tosses money on the table] That's the way! You don't take no s*** from nobody!

Billy Batts: Go home and get your f*****g shine box.

Tommy DeVito: He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go f**k your mother!"

Edited by WEST WICKHAM_EAGLE (03 Aug 2004 2:09pm)

A hitherto unseen sensitive side, pikey...?

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