Book one of these (cheap enough!) and tell her it's a shared activity break - you're doing the fishing and she's cooking it for supper........

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A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

Its very difficult to fake a death. A disappearance, much easier...

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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That weekend we are playing leicester at home. Tell her you have booked an upgraded room at the euro queens hotel and she's spending the afternoon in the lower holmesdale. Burka and rape alarm optional

Disclaimer.. this will only make sense if you have read the thread about it in general talk

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Thanks for the replies. I think I'm gonna have to man up, and just...... ignore her texts/calls/emails until she realises.

It wasn't even a good bj

Ring her up and say" ok I have just found somewhere lovely..I just need your card details"

always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

What's her address.. women like this give the rest of us a bad name. We aren't all money grabbing . Yes it's nice to be treated but you can't force things Like that. I would much rather someone did it spontaneously because they wanted to as a special treat rather than all the time. I definitely seem to be in a minority. I know loads of people who talk about taking their wives / girlfriends regularly round Bluewater on spending sprees. They are at the hairdressers, nail salon , tanning salon all the time spending loads of Money. I'd rather someone said here's a ticket for palace and buy me a nice box of chocolates on the way home. Maybe I need higher standards haha

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Please put thoughts of public executions as a Bluewater attraction out of your mind. As Bluewater is reached by road there is no risk of going into a champagne bar. However the pleasure of taking he to Ed's where a milkshake can be enjoyed with conversation about when she finds herself feeling fat can be amusing.

Never had all this 'Online dating' when I was in my pomp. We had to either rely on meetings in pubs or discos etc or go to 'Singles' clubs. I have only recently heard of 'Speed dating' - how times have changed!

Not that darned ancient - I am 65 in November!

But I recall the 'Rag and bone man' and the milkman on his milk float!