What line did you use on them james... the not had much experience with women one. So they take you in hand so to speak and you get a sympathy shag

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

I was significantly more subtle than that thank you. And therefore there was no such thing as "a line" that somehow hooked them in. It may be surprising to know but there isn't one formula that works for all women. You can all have that advice for free.

That only works if you restrict your search criteria to a 5 mile radius of Croydon. Which I often did

Edited by Part Time James (14 Mar 2017 4.40pm)

He has a heart of gold and a knob of butter.

Depends which hand...😂

always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

And yes it does.

I told my colleagues that if I lost my job I'd sell hand jobs to blokes for £15 each and one of my colleagues was clearly toying with getting his wallet (etc) out.

For me, it's not a lot different from getting a bit of ketchup on your hands, it all washes off. That said, I don't like getting ketchup on my hands either, always have to have some kitchen towel on the table when I eat dinner.