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 Michaelawt85  Bexley 15 Mar 17 2.38pm |
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No, I'd be worried I'd wake up with my trousers missing! Liar
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 15 Mar 17 2.39pm |
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Originally posted by steph_eagle
Lol no I saw a photo on Dels Facebook Oh yes we all look like smurfs with blue faces.
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| steph_eagle Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 2.39pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
I used to have a male who certainly didn't like paying his own way and his girlfriend used to end up buying most of the drinks.When she was in his flat and wanted to use the landline (No mobiles in those days), he used to ask her to put 10p in the jar ! They ended up getting married but I heard a long while ago that they were no longer together. I'm not surprised they aren't.
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 Part Time James 15 Mar 17 2.39pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
I used to have a male who certainly didn't like paying his own way and his girlfriend used to end up buying most of the drinks.When she was in his flat and wanted to use the landline (No mobiles in those days), he used to ask her to put 10p in the jar ! They ended up getting married but I heard a long while ago that they were no longer together. Did she get her 10p back?
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Mar 17 2.39pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
"There are three ways you can tell a man is good in bed, 1) He is forgetful.....hang on.....I can't remember the other two". A classic and guaranteed to have a girl dripping like she's crushing a bath sponge with her thighs. Actually, no idea really. I've only ever met women via the internet. I don't expect that's a particularly startling revelation given my somewhat autistic approach to real life social interaction. Or as an old friend (Now sadly deceased) used to say "She was as wet as an otter's pocket".
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| Part Time James 15 Mar 17 2.40pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
Or as an old friend (Now sadly deceased) used to say "She was as wet as an otter's pocket". That was the name of this year's Viz Annual I believe.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Mar 17 2.42pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Did she get her 10p back? LOL ! He used to take all the change from that jar into a pub, lay it on the bar and buy a drink with it (On the few occasions he bought one for himself). He had a good job, was earning good money and had a lovely flat in Chislehurst.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 15 Mar 17 2.42pm |
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The bank statement was in an envelope and she opened the envelope took it out, looked and put it back.. That's out of order. Still can't believe she actually admitted it. I thought it was out on the side in full view and she took a look
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Mar 17 2.44pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
That was the name of this year's Viz Annual I believe. Really !!!!! Used to read 'Viz' many years ago but never saw any mention of 'Otter's pocket' in it.One of my favourite characters was 'Rude Kid'.But I recall 'Buster Gonads'. 'Biffa Bacon', 'Sid the sexist' 'Finbarr Saunders' etc etc etc
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| Part Time James 15 Mar 17 2.46pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
Really !!!!! Used to read 'Viz' many years ago but never saw any mention of 'Otter's pocket' in it.One of my favourite characters was 'Rude Kid'.But I recall 'Buster Gonads'. 'Biffa Bacon', 'Sid the sexist' 'Finbarr Saunders' etc etc etc It was from Roger's profanasaurus. They name them after a phrase every year. I think the year before was "Tales From a Dutch Oven". Terry F**kwit is my favourite because I have this deep seated belief that most of society are a bunch of f**kwits.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Mar 17 2.49pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
It was from Roger's profanasaurus. They name them after a phrase every year. I think the year before was "Tales From a Dutch Oven". Terry F**kwit is my favourite because I have this deep seated belief that most of society are a bunch of f**kwits.
There was an unpopular pub governor called Terry whom the locals called 'Terry F***wit' !
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| 7mins In the bush 15 Mar 17 2.50pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
The bank statement was in an envelope and she opened the envelope took it out, looked and put it back.. That's out of order. Still can't believe she actually admitted it. I thought it was out on the side in full view and she took a look The envelope wasn't sealed.. but yes it was in a envelope. I am willing to admit I may be in the minority about this, and maybe I'm being uptight... but I think reading someone's private mail is a horrible thing to do... regardless if it is in a envelope or not. I wouldn't read anyone's mail... even if I were in a long-term relationship.
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