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 Michaelawt85  Bexley 29 Mar 17 9.27am |
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'Rag and bone man' Great voice and currently taking the charts by storm
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 29 Mar 17 10.05am |
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Originally posted by 7mins
She said, "You should take me away somewhere nice, I have Easter off" ***at this point I had no idea she wanted me to pay*** She then said "just book somewhere, I don't want to know where you're taking me, I want it to be a total surprise" She phoned me today on her break from work. She said she told her work colleague that I was taking her away, and her work colleague said she was "soooo lucky"
Tell her you are taking her to Syria for Easter to help with the displaced children. That should put her off whilst making you look like a decent human being.
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| steph_eagle Thornton Heath 29 Mar 17 10.14am |
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Why not just be honest with her? Just ignoring her is going to make you look a right prick.
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 Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 29 Mar 17 12.23pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
Stop bragging about your sexual exploits!
Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre with Superfly in the chorus |
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 29 Mar 17 2.56pm |
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Originally posted by Sportyteacher
Theresa May, aged 60, seeks best possible working relationship with EU despite forced separation. Is open to polygamous arrangement with 27 potential partners but she doesn't like being shafted... No good. She likes expensive pairs of shoes... cross her off the list
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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| Part Time James 29 Mar 17 3.00pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Its very difficult to fake a death. A disappearance, much easier... a) She wasn't my girlfriend. She was pretty hot and I didn't even get to send her photos of my Johnson. b) She did a crap job of faking her death, so you're probably right.
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| 7mins In the bush 29 Mar 17 10.58pm |
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Originally posted by steph_eagle
Why not just be honest with her? Just ignoring her is going to make you look a right prick. Whoosh
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 30 Mar 17 12.36am |
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Originally posted by Superfly
Stop bragging about your sexual exploits!
No recollections from bygone days!
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| steph_eagle Thornton Heath 30 Mar 17 7.22am |
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Originally posted by 7mins
Whoosh Please explain where the whoosh is?
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 30 Mar 17 8.03am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Has anyone on here tried a 'girlfriend experience' escort service? Matt I have never availed of such services nor driven round in a car around 'Bedford Hill' or the back streets of Streatham looking for 'Ladies of the night'.
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| matt_himself Matataland 30 Mar 17 8.27am |
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Originally posted by Willo
Matt I have never availed of such services nor driven round in a car around 'Bedford Hill' or the back streets of Streatham looking for 'Ladies of the night'. That was a very quick and unprovoked denial. Almost too quick...
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| Part Time James 30 Mar 17 9.25am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
That was a very quick and unprovoked denial. Almost too quick... He's right Willo. I often stick up for you but who defends themselves against an allegation that hasn't been made? You're hiding something here, I'm sure of it. Edited by Part Time James (30 Mar 2017 9.25am)
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| Part Time James 30 Mar 17 10.10am |
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Oh and a look down her top would be good too as I'm paying for all this.
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collier row eagle  romford essex via another galaxy 30 Mar 17 10.17am |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
He's right Willo. I often stick up for you but who defends themselves against an allegation that hasn't been made? You're hiding something here, I'm sure of it. Edited by Part Time James (30 Mar 2017 9.25am) He is guilty as fcuk
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 30 Mar 17 10.52am |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Interested in this girlfriend experience though. Is it possible to pay someone to be a friend for the day, perhaps come to the Palace, talk about t*ts, play a bit of Xbox then f**k off home? Some of us do this on Saturdays for free
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Kermit8  Hevon 30 Mar 17 10.54am |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Some of us do this on Saturdays for free No such thing as a free munch.
Big chest and massive boobs |
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