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 kav  The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 3.21pm |
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What do I do lads?!?
There`s a new Slovakian bird that`s moved into my gaff and basically I wanna shag her.I`ve reached 2nd base as it were and had a pretty nice time of it.
The thing is though she`s beginning to completely do my f*cking head in and it`s starting to affect me.She`s blowing hot `n` cold,the teasing game.
Should I tell her to get on her bike and cut my losses or maybe there`w a way around this?I`m playing it cool at the mo but she`s started bickering(bunny boiler mode)and all I want is to get my end away.
Suggestions please.
Troubled Kav.
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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| Smokey Hiding under Syd Little's floorboa... 17 Jan 05 3.35pm |
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She'a acting the bunny boiler BEFORE you've slipped her a length?
Are you mental? ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION!
She'll probably demand you marry her and let her 97 "brothers and sisters" from the homeland come over and move in with you, where they then use your home as a base to run some sort of Eastern European crime syndicate.
It's a slippery slope my lad and a life of misery for one shag. Is it worth it?
"Technically, I've been bummed". - Matt_Himself , Barcelona, Jan 2005
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| yellabubs Sheffield 17 Jan 05 3.44pm |
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Do you think all the Jackie Stallone pictures and crusty tissues might be putting her off? 
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| Lucy South East London 17 Jan 05 3.49pm |
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You sound lucky mate, if I was her you wouldn't have anything left to use, if I thought you just wanted one thing!
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| Hayes Eagle Bromley 17 Jan 05 3.53pm |
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whack her in the eye!
 red and blue army
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| bruceisjudas 17 Jan 05 3.57pm |
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Back of the hand mate, its the only way they'll learn.
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| kav The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 4.01pm |
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I`m thinking along Smokey`s lines but I don`t wanna feel that I`ve just missed out on a decent shag which I`ve been missing since I split up with my ex in August.
I`m a whisker away but she`s doing my bloody nut in.
I`m starting to think with my dick and not my brain and that`s not like me.
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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pefwin  Where you have to have an English ... 17 Jan 05 4.06pm |
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Don't mean to come across all empathatic but..Is possible to ask if there is / she has a problem?
Has she a boyfriend in the old country etc??? She may just need the extra bit of 'touchy feely'
"Everything is air-droppable at least once."
"When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support."
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| yellabubs Sheffield 17 Jan 05 4.13pm |
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Quote kav at 17 Jan 2005 4:01pm
I`m thinking along Smokey`s lines but I don`t wanna feel that I`ve just missed out on a decent shag which I`ve been missing since I split up with my ex in August.
I`m a whisker away but she`s doing my bloody nut in.
I`m starting to think with my dick and not my brain and that`s not like me.
I'm the opposite... my little head is always telling the big head what to do!
Play hard to get, it always works.
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| Pikester Worthing 17 Jan 05 4.16pm |
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Quote yellabubs at 17 Jan 2005 3:44pm
Do you think all the Jackie Stallone pictures and crusty tissues might be putting her off?
Must admit that was my first thought. Actually my first thought was that you were having problems with Jackie Stallone. 
Smokey's not usually wrong when it comes to women - follow his advice. Although I quite like the cut of BruceisJudas' gib.
You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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| kav The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 4.23pm |
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Yeah,I`ve been playing it cool and disinterested and it worked for a time but man I`m begginning to think that all women have a screw loose(sorry to the decent mentally stable few of you out there).
She ain`t got a boyfriend back home but she has intimated that something happened to upset her life back home at some point but I thought it was best to leave it there for the moment.
I`ve gotta say though she`s admitted to my face that she can be a tease.I just wanna shag her.She`s not shy about coming forward but it`s the mind games syndrome.
Been there etc.Life`s too short.I need to take a different path maybe?
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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jcreedy  17 Jan 05 4.24pm |
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I can't stand a tease. Girls think we love it but I'm sure most of us don't.
Be straight with her Kav. Tell her that she either stops mucking about and shags you or she can leave!!
It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
- John Bostock (Nov 2007)
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| Nuno have no idea.... 17 Jan 05 4.29pm |
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you have to shag her..
deal with the s*** after mate...
Edited by Bacon (17 Jan 2005 4:30pm)
AKA Bacon
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| kav The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 4.31pm |
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Mmm.....I must be honest intitialy I find a tease a proper turn on but when they take it too far it gets on my bloody tits and I just wanna walk away.But in this case she lives in my house and she`s in my face as it were.
Just not in the right manner.I could just be blatant and put her on the spot.Mmm...still troubled.
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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| jcreedy 17 Jan 05 4.32pm |
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Her name isn't Lenka is it?
It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
- John Bostock (Nov 2007)
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| kav The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 4.37pm |
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Remind me who`s Lenka,JC?
No,it`s that ever so popular name out there Katarina.The situation`s going past a joke mate.Is it too much for two single people to have an uncomplicated shag?
Like I said we`ve already got close but its beginning to drag.
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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| Smokey Hiding under Syd Little's floorboa... 17 Jan 05 4.38pm |
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Next time she's sitting in the front room watching telly, just walk into the room with your old boy hanging out. Swirl it around in a swinging motion and and announce "Whay-hey.. fancy some of this" then just zip up and sit down like nothing happened.
Or whilst she's sitting at the dinner table eating, walk up and dip the fella in her milk. Stand there staring at her and don't say a word.
Do her head in for a bit. Have some fun!
"Technically, I've been bummed". - Matt_Himself , Barcelona, Jan 2005
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| kav The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 4.41pm |
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Aah,that is actually one of my current ideas to just slap it out.Her behaviour though is becoming erratic when I just wanna be "at it".
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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| Yan Redhill 17 Jan 05 4.42pm |
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A tease is only a tease if you can't wait! I suggest you play the game and wait, if she wants it sooner or later she'll get bored herself and stop the games. Then F*%K her sensless!
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