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Lucy Flag South East London 17 Jan 05 9.57pm

How about offer her free rent for a couple of weeks.....

condition- has to be spent in your bed.

Edited by Lucy (17 Jan 2005 9:57pm)

 


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Selhurst Stallion Flag Guildford 17 Jan 05 10.10pm

Come on Kav, don't keep us in suspense for much longer....You still f**kstrated or did the Purple Headed Womb Broom finally get to meet the Clapping Fish?

 


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View Oliver's Profile Oliver Flag Bodega Bay 18 Jan 05 10.20am Send a Private Message to Oliver Add Oliver as a friend

Take her out for a romantic meal get her pissed and then shag her. Usually works for me

 


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View mikeyeagle's Profile mikeyeagle Flag Worthing 18 Jan 05 11.06am Send a Private Message to mikeyeagle Add mikeyeagle as a friend

Quote Selhurst Stallion at 17 Jan 2005 10:10pm

Come on Kav, don't keep us in suspense for much longer....You still f**kstrated or did the Purple Headed Womb Broom finally get to meet the Clapping Fish?


I've heard many alternative names for it but that's a new one!

 


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View kav's Profile kav Flag The Helicopter View 18 Jan 05 11.08am Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

Still f***strated.

I had a couple of mates come round for a smoke and a catch up so tried to get her involved.I can see she`s a bit cautious on the smoking front as she knows she`ll loosen up.

My mate suggested rohypnol,Kaos.Mmm.

I`ll get there.

Still looking for advice.Kav.

 


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View djhardline's Profile djhardline Flag Croydon 18 Jan 05 11.13am Send a Private Message to djhardline Add djhardline as a friend

Stick with it man, when the lass has f***ed off out of it you will miss it.

 


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Lucy Flag South East London 18 Jan 05 11.37am

Quote djhardline at 18 Jan 2005 11:13am

Stick with it man, when the lass has f***ed off out of it you will miss it.


That's very true, although you feel you don't like the chasing now, wait til shes gone or she gives up, bet you would love playing the game!

 


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View tome's Profile tome Flag Inner Tantalus Time. 18 Jan 05 11.52am Send a Private Message to tome Add tome as a friend

I'm with Brisbane - pour as much hard drink down her throat and then get stuck in.

 


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View djhardline's Profile djhardline Flag Croydon 18 Jan 05 11.55am Send a Private Message to djhardline Add djhardline as a friend

Quote Lucy at 18 Jan 2005 11:37am

Quote djhardline at 18 Jan 2005 11:13am

Stick with it man, when the lass has f***ed off out of it you will miss it.


That's very true, although you feel you don't like the chasing now, wait til shes gone or she gives up, bet you would love playing the game!

Yeah what Lucy said lol


 


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RICKY Flag Essex 18 Jan 05 1.01pm

Kave me ol mucker are you looking for a serious relationship hear or just a bit of fun with a female mate? I recommend the latter.

She could go back to Slovakia all of a sudden, at least with this way you are both getting a shag with no strings attached, f**k buddy is the technical term I use for this kind of relationship. She does sound a right prick tease as well, the sort of girl who grinds up against you in a club and gives you all the come on signals and you think that you're in there, then she backs off. Women are terrible at this and its not fair on us blokes.

Anyway a fit Slovakian mate, just go for it and see what happens. Is she a lapdancer by any chance as there are a lot of these Eastern European babes coming over to London to work as Lapdancers and damn fine they are as well.

 

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View morph's Profile morph Flag Croydon 18 Jan 05 1.05pm Send a Private Message to morph Add morph as a friend

Slovakian eh ...... could just be after a marriage licence and a passport - sorry to be so cynical. make sure she's on the pill ....

Think you need to get some bromide and take a few cold showers she sounds like trouble!!

 


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Lucy Flag South East London 18 Jan 05 1.08pm

Quote RICKY at 18 Jan 2005 1:01pm

Kave me ol mucker are you looking for a serious relationship hear or just a bit of fun with a female mate? I recommend the latter.

She could go back to Slovakia all of a sudden, at least with this way you are both getting a shag with no strings attached, f**k buddy is the technical term I use for this kind of relationship. She does sound a right prick tease as well, the sort of girl who grinds up against you in a club and gives you all the come on signals and you think that you're in there, then she backs off. Women are terrible at this and its not fair on us blokes.

Anyway a fit Slovakian mate, just go for it and see what happens. Is she a lapdancer by any chance as there are a lot of these Eastern European babes coming over to London to work as Lapdancers and damn fine they are as well.

But it is soooooo funny watching these blokes faces change

 


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