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View Smokey's Profile Smokey Flag Hiding under Syd Little's floorboa... 17 Jan 05 4.51pm Send a Private Message to Smokey Add Smokey as a friend

Or you could try the old Jedi Mind Trick...

Wave your hand and say

...."You do want to smoke my purple veined custard chucker" and watch her go to work.

 


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Selhurst Stallion Flag Guildford 17 Jan 05 4.52pm

Take her to a match; she'll get so excited she'll be putty in your hand!!

Seriously have you told her you want a shag? I'm guessing not? Tell her, if she says no then stop wasting your time and find some bike in Croydon -If she says yes then get those knickers off, dive straight in and help yourself to the goods!

 


"Friend first, Boss second..Probably chilled out entertainer third" - David Brent 2002.

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View kav's Profile kav Flag The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 4.53pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

I was thinking of taking a short course in hypnotism if it goes on much further.

Selhurst,she can`t stand football!

Edited by kav (17 Jan 2005 4:54pm)

 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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Selhurst Stallion Flag Guildford 17 Jan 05 4.55pm

Quote kav at 17 Jan 2005 4:53pm

I was thinking of taking a short course in hypnotism if it goes on much further.

Selhurst,she can`t stand football!

Edited by kav (17 Jan 2005 4:54pm)

Get rid then!

 


"Friend first, Boss second..Probably chilled out entertainer third" - David Brent 2002.

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View kav's Profile kav Flag The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 4.57pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

I want the bloody shag though.I feel I`ve earnt it.Oh well,off to see how high her tease-ometer is swinging.

 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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View KAOS's Profile KAOS Flag In a tree 17 Jan 05 5.10pm Send a Private Message to KAOS Add KAOS as a friend

You tried rohypnol?!


Quote kav at 17 Jan 2005 3:21pm

What do I do lads?!?

There`s a new Slovakian bird that`s moved into my gaff and basically I wanna shag her.I`ve reached 2nd base as it were and had a pretty nice time of it.

The thing is though she`s beginning to completely do my f*cking head in and it`s starting to affect me.She`s blowing hot `n` cold,the teasing game.

Should I tell her to get on her bike and cut my losses or maybe there`w a way around this?I`m playing it cool at the mo but she`s started bickering(bunny boiler mode)and all I want is to get my end away.

Suggestions please.

Troubled Kav.


 

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Quote Smokey at 17 Jan 2005 4:38pm

Next time she's sitting in the front room watching telly, just walk into the room with your old boy hanging out. Swirl it around in a swinging motion and and announce "Whay-hey.. fancy some of this" then just zip up and sit down like nothing happened.

Or whilst she's sitting at the dinner table eating, walk up and dip the fella in her milk. Stand there staring at her and don't say a word.

Do her head in for a bit. Have some fun!


Classic stuff Smokey

 


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View Bedge's Profile Bedge Flag Croydon 17 Jan 05 6.22pm Send a Private Message to Bedge Add Bedge as a friend

Quote kav at 17 Jan 2005 4:41pm

Her behaviour though is becoming erratic

Shame her behaviour isnt becoming erotic.

Ter her you work for the goverment and they are thinking of deporting her back but if she shags you then you will have a word with your bosses and let her stay in the country.

OR you could tell her that its a tradition in England where the male has to shag a new fit female housemate. Seeing as she's foreign she might believe it


 


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View starks park's Profile starks park Flag 17 Jan 05 6.27pm Send a Private Message to starks park Add starks park as a friend

Sounds like she prefers girls.

 

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Quote Bedge at 17 Jan 2005 6:22pm

Quote kav at 17 Jan 2005 4:41pm

Her behaviour though is becoming erratic

Shame her behaviour isnt becoming erotic.

Ter her you work for the goverment and they are thinking of deporting her back but if she shags you then you will have a word with your bosses and let her stay in the country.

OR you could tell her that its a tradition in England where the male has to shag a new fit female housemate. Seeing as she's foreign she might believe it



you sound like you have had experince in this area..!! did it work?

 

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madcap Flag #winning 17 Jan 05 9.55pm

Tell her everything she wants to here, get her drunk and rag her silly! The if it starts to go pear-shaped, go out and find someone else, then shag her!

LOVE-RAT-ABILITY!

 


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Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x

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