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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 25 Jul 17 11.34am

Originally posted by dannyh

Errrr back on point for a mo.

Is the TARDIS going to go through one of its "renovations" as it does with each new Doctor. I'm seeing Laura Ashley drapes, scatter cushions and a rear parking sensor.

Edited by dannyh (24 Jul 2017 4.29pm)

Obvs.. can't take over someone else's tardis and not put your own stamp on it. Prefer next home personally to Laura Ashley but then I am a fussy f***er apparently

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 25 Jul 17 11.37am

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

and a busted taillight, which despite having brick dust in it, is an absolute mystery as to how it occurred.

Builders lorry must have hit it.

 


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Part Time James Flag 25 Jul 17 11.43am

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Builders lorry must have hit it.

Whilst delivering patio slabs.

 




Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 25 Jul 17 11.44am

Originally posted by Part Time James

Yes, they go on about bra burning and Woman's epic struggle with periods and how f**king pointless men are, then they wheel out some plastic looking Hollyoaks actor and froth all over him like shaving foam has exploded in their knickers. Disgusting show.

James... thinking you sound a little miffed you don't have 4 post menopausal women applying the vagisil and pawing all over you of a lunchtime. You're not hiding your disappointment very well

 


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Part Time James Flag 25 Jul 17 11.47am

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

James... thinking you sound a little miffed you don't have 4 post menopausal women applying the vagisil and pawing all over you of a lunchtime. You're not hiding your disappointment very well

It's no secret that I have been subjected to very little female attention in my life. I seem to be a magnet for gay men but the only time a woman has ever looked at me was when I had toothpaste on my shirt. But let's not turn this into another "woe is PTJ" thread.

That TV show is a load of horse arse either way.

 




Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 25 Jul 17 11.50am

Originally posted by Part Time James


That TV show is a load of horse arse either way.

Well past it's sell by date and on the occasions I have watched it I cringe at the crap they come out with a male equivalent would never be tolerated on the airwaves.

Never heard any of them talking about their periods though

 


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Part Time James Flag 25 Jul 17 11.52am

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Well past it's sell by date and on the occasions I have watched it I cringe at the crap they come out with a male equivalent would never be tolerated on the airwaves.

Never heard any of them talking about their periods though

They don't have to specifically mention them. Everything those women say is tarnished with the resentment of a life time of oozing offal from their lower regions. They have that look in their eyes that says "WE BLED FOR YOU b******S".

 




Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 25 Jul 17 11.56am

Originally posted by Part Time James

They don't have to specifically mention them. Everything those women say is tarnished with the resentment of a life time of oozing offal from their lower regions. They have that look in their eyes that says "WE BLED FOR YOU b******S".

Must admit it's not all its cracked up to be feeling like death for 16 days out of 30!

 


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Part Time James Flag 25 Jul 17 11.59am

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Must admit it's not all its cracked up to be feeling like death for 16 days out of 30!

Granted, but it's not a product that has been mis-sold by a coalition of all men. I hated spunking the bed every night for 5 years when I was growing up but I don't blame women. Well, I do blame the ones modelling bras in the Avon catalogue to be fair.

 




Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 25 Jul 17 12.03pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Granted, but it's not a product that has been mis-sold by a coalition of all men. I hated spunking the bed every night for 5 years when I was growing up but I don't blame women. Well, I do blame the ones modelling bras in the Avon catalogue to be fair.

Ah but if men could have babies we wouldn't have to suffer this nonsense. So yep. Most definitely all the fault of men for having a p**** unfortunately

 


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Part Time James Flag 25 Jul 17 12.05pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Ah but if men could have babies we wouldn't have to suffer this nonsense. So yep. Most definitely all the fault of men for having a p**** unfortunately

Typical, I've lost count of how many times my p**** has been given a bad press.

 




Part Time James Flag 25 Jul 17 12.12pm

By the way, I am on a wind up. I'm not quite that much of a chauvinist!

 




jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 25 Jul 17 3.40pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Maybe for you Nick, I just enjoyed the music.

Machismo is probably a bigger issue than masculinity - There is nothing wrong with being a man, but I do feel that many of the past 'ideals' to which men are culturally influenced and influence, are problematic.

I never really put to much self identity into my masculinity or femininity - but I've always been a bit of an outsider in society (and alienated by it to some extent).

But I really do dislike Machismo and all that nonsense.

 


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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 25 Jul 17 3.47pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Machismo is probably a bigger issue than masculinity - There is nothing wrong with being a man, but I do feel that many of the past 'ideals' to which men are culturally influenced and influence, are problematic.

I never really put to much self identity into my masculinity or femininity - but I've always been a bit of an outsider in society (and alienated by it to some extent).

But I really do dislike Machismo and all that nonsense.

You sound like perfect material to head a secret evil organisation. Do you like cats? Shave your head, sorted.

 

jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 25 Jul 17 3.50pm

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

You sound like perfect material to head a secret evil organisation. Do you like cats? Shave your head, sorted.

I do indeed like cats (I have two, instead of children) and periodically shave my head (currently just the sides).

I also have a large swivel chair, which one of my cats likes to sit in my lap.

I'm basically a fortune short of being a Bond villain.

 


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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 25 Jul 17 3.56pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

I do indeed like cats (I have two, instead of children) and periodically shave my head (currently just the sides).

I also have a large swivel chair, which one of my cats likes to sit in my lap.

I'm basically a fortune short of being a Bond villain.

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johnno42000 Flag 25 Jul 17 7.21pm

As the Doctor has never been female do you think he/she may be a bit confused by the extra large bits on his/her chest and the lack of bits in their nether regions?

I'd have thought the whole thing would be enough to turn him/her into a gibbering wreck.

Edited by johnno42000 (25 Jul 2017 7.23pm)

 


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Part Time James Flag 25 Jul 17 8.01pm

Originally posted by johnno42000

As the Doctor has never been female do you think he/she may be a bit confused by the extra large bits on his/her chest and the lack of bits in their nether regions?

I'd have thought the whole thing would be enough to turn him/her into a gibbering wreck.

Edited by johnno42000 (25 Jul 2017 7.23pm)

I'd spend the whole day in lingerie dancing in the mirror. Don't give two s***s what the daleks are doing, I'd have knockers.

Edited by Part Time James (25 Jul 2017 8.01pm)

 




johnno42000 Flag 25 Jul 17 8.58pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I'd spend the whole day in lingerie dancing in the mirror. Don't give two s***s what the daleks are doing, I'd have knockers.

Edited by Part Time James (25 Jul 2017 8.01pm)

The sonic screwdriver on supercharge vibrate, she'll end up like Barbarella in the Orgasmatron.

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Stirlingsays Flag 25 Jul 17 10.53pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Machismo is probably a bigger issue than masculinity - There is nothing wrong with being a man, but I do feel that many of the past 'ideals' to which men are culturally influenced and influence, are problematic.

I never really put to much self identity into my masculinity or femininity - but I've always been a bit of an outsider in society (and alienated by it to some extent).

But I really do dislike Machismo and all that nonsense.

I understand, but it's not really about liking it or not liking it. I don't like seeing men kissing at a bus stop but I'm intellectually fine with it.

You may well have been alienated by society but you also seem to have been rewarded by it. You have lucky to live in a society that rewards ability...it's not a given in this world.

I do put self identity into my masculinity, but that doesn't mean I'm out playing darts and drinking pints and appreciating the curve of some girl's leg. Still, if I wanted to why not? Gender expression in a why that reflects your personality is no different to a gay parade....If it's you, be you. No one else has to like it.

I get increasingly p1ssed off within today's popular culture with its doubled standards towards masculinity as opposed to feminism.

 


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