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 Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 11 Jul 10 6.14pm |
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this thread should have been Gold about 2 pages ago. Unfortunately, I think we are running out of puns. My wife was in Brighton this weekend and went to a beauty parlour for some pampering. Unfortunately none of the male staff were interested in giving her a facial, and only gained some enthusiasm for the mud-packing. Edited by Forest Hillbilly (12 Jul 2010 2:37am)
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Red'n'Blue Blood  East Grinstead 11 Jul 10 11.10pm |
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My friend has just moved his sweet emporium to sussex and was wondering if any brighton fans would be interested in fudge packing.
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| Lancing BHA Lancing 13 Jul 10 1.15pm |
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Quote Red'n'Blue Blood at 11 Jul 2010 11:10pm
My friend has just moved his sweet emporium to sussex and was wondering if any brighton fans would be interested in fudge packing.
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 13 Jul 10 6.25pm |
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The end of the school year is nigh and parents will spend the summer preparing their children, for perhaps, a new school. They all want their children to look their best, as first impressions can be very important. Brighton fans, can you give any parents some tips on grooming young boys ?
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 16 Jul 10 1.36pm |
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I am due to attend a bbq in Brighton tomorrow evening. The group of lads who I am meeting there all share a wonderful house and today one of them, Piers, called me to tell me what was on the menu and whats my favourite I do love poultry so Piers is making sure plenty goes over the coals for me and told me how much Tarquin and the rest of the gang are looking forward to my visit He did ask me how long I like to have my cock smoked for, should I be worried ??
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| Red'n'Blue Blood East Grinstead 16 Jul 10 11.39pm |
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I have recently moved to Sussex and start my new warehouse job for a major high street retailer.
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| BeatsTheEagle Sutton 20 Jul 10 5.00pm |
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I have a small motorboat which is moored in Poole Harbour. I use it to run a scuba diving club and whenever we go out to sea we follow the 'Channel Markers' to avoid running aground. Last week, when I was in the pub at 'Poole Quayside', I heard some old fisherman relaying a story about how some of the 'Brinks Matt' gold is being hidden under the sea, at the mooring point of one of these markers. What with things being the way they are, I could really do with finding this gold, and as I have both the boat and the diving expertise to get some, I thought I would give it a go. However there are some 180 of the said markers. Brighton fans, do you think you could give me some advice about which 'Buoy' to go down on?
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| Dulwichsteve (Another Girl) Another Planet 20 Jul 10 5.33pm |
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Seamus my Irish cousin came home earlier today to find three intruders in the house. Two ran off leaving one in the cellar so Seamus locked the door.
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| redandbluebarmy Epsom 21 Jul 10 12.51pm |
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My good friend has just got himself a little flat in Brighton bit of an investment I suppose but for obvious reasons doesn't want to live anywere near there so wants to rent it out. he wants to know if any Brighton fans want to become rent boys!
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| Holmesdale Steve East Grinstead 21 Jul 10 11.20pm |
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My best friend has just gone to prison because one of his mates grassed him up to the police. Brighton fans. I was wondering if any of you have been fingered by a mate?
There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot. |
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| BeatsTheEagle Sutton 26 Jul 10 4.28pm |
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Not sure if this is the best place to get rid of them but I have been given 4 Tickest for the Emirates Cup Game against Celtic on 1st August 2010. They cover a full day out, including Limousine Transfer to and from the ground.
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| jj101189 Addington 26 Jul 10 4.35pm |
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Quote Red'n'Blue Blood at 11 Jul 2010 11:10pm
My friend has just moved his sweet emporium to sussex and was wondering if any brighton fans would be interested in fudge packing.
He was wondering if any Brighton fans would be interested in trying a Chocolate Starfish?
You know what the trouble is Brucie? We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket. |
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