As much as it pains me to say it, you're the star of this thread, Hillbilly.

I know you are but what am I?

I went to my East Sussex dentist for some 'Root Canal' work and a 'filling' last week. Imagine my surprise upon awakening from the general anasthetic, to find myself cable-tied face down in the dentists chair with my trousers and pants around my ankles and a sore @rse.

Brighton fans, what kind of oral work would you have prescribed ?

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (29 Aug 2010 8.03am)

I disengage, I turn the page.

I have a mate who lives on the Sussex borders who is mad on golf. His sticks are old now and he needs a new set. This may sound silly, but Brighton fans, where can he can find some irons?

When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

A nurse friend of mine told me about a young fella who they found out was allergic to mince meat. Every time he ate this particlar food he was sick.
Medical related Brighton fans, do you know why this fella has a gag reflex when he puts a sausage in his mouth?

Edited by jelholyoake (29 Aug 2010 7.41pm)

When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

Being of the shy retiring type, my mates and I are often slow off the mark at night clubs etc.
Can any Brighton fans tell me , are you "first on the dancefloor"?

Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]

I have just bought a new computer,and I`m concerned about all my old software running on it.
Do any Brighton fans have experience of things "backwards compatible"?

Edited by lankygit (30 Aug 2010 10.33am)

Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]