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Teddy Eagle 17 Apr 19 1.44pm
Perhaps the nation could be provided with a list of subjects about which it’s permissable to make jokes. Worked for the BBC for decades and look what a bastion of open minded fairness they are.
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Teddy Eagle

17 Apr 19 1.44pm

Perhaps the nation could be provided with a list of subjects about which it’s permissable to make jokes. Worked for the BBC for decades and look what a bastion of open minded fairness they are.

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ChrisGC Wantage 17 Apr 19 3.11pm
Originally posted by chris123 Benito? Carbone?
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Wantage 17 Apr 19 3.11pm

Originally posted by chris123

Benito?

Carbone?

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KAOS In a tree 17 Apr 19 3.16pm
F*ck me! This thread is painfully boring now!
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In a tree 17 Apr 19 3.16pm

F*ck me! This thread is painfully boring now!

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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 17 Apr 19 3.30pm
Originally posted by Teddy Eagle Perhaps the nation could be provided with a list of subjects about which it’s permissable to make jokes. Worked for the BBC for decades and look what a bastion of open minded fairness they are. Was going to be a bit more comprehensive, but here is a start: Gender - no: unless you are female or other Race - no: unless black or non-white Disability - no: unless disabled Religion - no: accept Christianity Sexuality - no: unless drag queen. Munich Air crash/ Hillsborough/ other football disasters - no Ireland/ N. Ireland - no Scotland - no Wales - maybe England - definitely UK- certainly EU - await directive Nazism - no: other politics - yes. Fat - no Skinny - no Tall - no Short - no Bald - yes (when directed at male) Nose length - no Red and Blue Army!
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Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 17 Apr 19 3.30pm

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Perhaps the nation could be provided with a list of subjects about which it’s permissable to make jokes. Worked for the BBC for decades and look what a bastion of open minded fairness they are.

Was going to be a bit more comprehensive, but here is a start:

Gender - no: unless you are female or other
Race - no: unless black or non-white
Disability - no: unless disabled
Religion - no: accept Christianity
Sexuality - no: unless drag queen.
Munich Air crash/ Hillsborough/ other football disasters - no
Ireland/ N. Ireland - no
Scotland - no
Wales - maybe
England - definitely
UK- certainly
EU - await directive
Nazism - no: other politics - yes.
Fat - no
Skinny - no
Tall - no
Short - no
Bald - yes (when directed at male)
Nose length - no

Red and Blue Army!

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Teddy Eagle 17 Apr 19 3.36pm
Originally posted by ASCPFC Was going to be a bit more comprehensive, but here is a start: Gender - no: unless you are female or other Race - no: unless black or non-white Disability - no: unless disabled Religion - no: accept Christianity Sexuality - no: unless drag queen. Munich Air crash/ Hillsborough/ other football disasters - no Ireland/ N. Ireland - no Scotland - no Wales - maybe England - definitely UK- certainly EU - await directive Nazism - no: other politics - yes. Fat - no Skinny - no Tall - no Short - no Bald - yes (when directed at male) Nose length - no A career in censorship beckons. You just need a non offensively coloured pencil (not green, red, blue or orange) to highlight prohibited jokes.
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Teddy Eagle

17 Apr 19 3.36pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Was going to be a bit more comprehensive, but here is a start:

A career in censorship beckons. You just need a non offensively coloured pencil (not green, red, blue or orange) to highlight prohibited jokes.

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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 17 Apr 19 4.03pm
Originally posted by Teddy Eagle A career in censorship beckons. You just need a non offensively coloured pencil (not green, red, blue or orange) to highlight prohibited jokes. Pens and pencils too phallic. Finger painting creates a level playing field for all. Red and Blue Army!
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Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 17 Apr 19 4.03pm

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

A career in censorship beckons. You just need a non offensively coloured pencil (not green, red, blue or orange) to highlight prohibited jokes.

Pens and pencils too phallic. Finger painting creates a level playing field for all.

Red and Blue Army!

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Uphill Bedford 17 Apr 19 4.17pm
Footballers are not noted for their brains or common sense so I give Wayne the benefit of the doubt on this. What annoys me is that the FA (also not renowned for their common sense) have thought fit to issue a summary of their deliberations. My sympathies are now 100 per cent with Wayne after that ..
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Bedford 17 Apr 19 4.17pm

Footballers are not noted for their brains or common sense so I give Wayne the benefit of the doubt on this.

What annoys me is that the FA (also not renowned for their common sense) have thought fit to issue a summary of their deliberations.

My sympathies are now 100 per cent with Wayne after that ..

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Invalid user 2019 17 Apr 19 5.19pm
Originally posted by Uphill Footballers are not noted for their brains or common sense so I give Wayne the benefit of the doubt on this. What annoys me is that the FA (also not renowned for their common sense) have thought fit to issue a summary of their deliberations. My sympathies are now 100 per cent with Wayne after that .. I find it very hard to believe that he didn't know what a nazi salute looks like. It was a clever get out though, playing the 'nice but dim' card. Even if he did it intentionally it was clearly a joke, so I don't blame him for using whatever explanation would work.
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17 Apr 19 5.19pm

Originally posted by Uphill

Footballers are not noted for their brains or common sense so I give Wayne the benefit of the doubt on this.

What annoys me is that the FA (also not renowned for their common sense) have thought fit to issue a summary of their deliberations.

My sympathies are now 100 per cent with Wayne after that ..

I find it very hard to believe that he didn't know what a nazi salute looks like. It was a clever get out though, playing the 'nice but dim' card. Even if he did it intentionally it was clearly a joke, so I don't blame him for using whatever explanation would work.

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becky over the moon 17 Apr 19 6.40pm
Originally posted by ASCPFC Was going to be a bit more comprehensive, but here is a start: Gender - no: unless you are female or other Race - no: unless black or non-white Disability - no: unless disabled Religion - no: accept Christianity Sexuality - no: unless drag queen. Munich Air crash/ Hillsborough/ other football disasters - no Ireland/ N. Ireland - no Scotland - no Wales - maybe England - definitely UK- certainly EU - await directive Nazism - no: other politics - yes. Fat - no Skinny - no Tall - no Short - no Bald - yes (when directed at male) Nose length - no That's a brilliant list - I app.....Oh no, wait! The snowflakes may be out of their safe spaces at this time of day so....... J A Z Z H A N D S to you A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers
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over the moon 17 Apr 19 6.40pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Was going to be a bit more comprehensive, but here is a start:

That's a brilliant list - I app.....Oh no, wait! The snowflakes may be out of their safe spaces at this time of day so....... J A Z Z H A N D S to you

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 17 Apr 19 6.45pm
Originally posted by becky That's a brilliant list - I app.....Oh no, wait! The snowflakes may be out of their safe spaces at this time of day so....... J A Z Z H A N D S to you Jazz hands remind me of the Black and White Minstrels - another no. Red and Blue Army!
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Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 17 Apr 19 6.45pm

Originally posted by becky

That's a brilliant list - I app.....Oh no, wait! The snowflakes may be out of their safe spaces at this time of day so....... J A Z Z H A N D S to you

Jazz hands remind me of the Black and White Minstrels - another no.

Red and Blue Army!

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Teddy Eagle 17 Apr 19 6.45pm
Originally posted by becky That's a brilliant list - I app.....Oh no, wait! The snowflakes may be out of their safe spaces at this time of day so....... J A Z Z H A N D S to you But do Jazz hands count as cultural appropriation?
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17 Apr 19 6.45pm

Originally posted by becky

That's a brilliant list - I app.....Oh no, wait! The snowflakes may be out of their safe spaces at this time of day so....... J A Z Z H A N D S to you

But do Jazz hands count as cultural appropriation?

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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 17 Apr 19 6.58pm
Originally posted by Teddy Eagle But do Jazz hands count as cultural appropriation? C'mon, she meant jizz, it was a slip of the tongue/finger Aint that right becky This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.
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