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Songs you always change the lyrics of
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 richard shaw (og)65  my minds eye 17 Feb 16 10.25am |
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gene Pitney - 24 hours from Tulsa " and I was only 24 hours from tulse hill " hal would be turning in his grave hearing my sing that
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| Part Time James 17 Feb 16 10.28am |
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When I was small I used to genuinely think the lyrics to "How Do You Do It?" by Gerry and The Pacemakers went How do you do what you do to me? It's only a slight variation but combined with being four years old and singing it in a menacing voice it added a subtle threat to the whole vibe.
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| Hoof Hearted 17 Feb 16 10.35am | |
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Chubby Brown sings this Paul McCartney classic which always makes me laugh... "Someone's knocking at the door.... somebody's ringing the bell. Do us a favour.... FFS.... open the door and let em in!"
"...and for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice..... Alice, Alice... who the fcuk is Alice?" I've heard Millwall change Alice to Palace.... LOL Edited by Hoof Hearted (17 Feb 2016 10.39am)
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| moylerg Cofton Hackett, Worcestershire 17 Feb 16 10.41am |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Rhinestone Cowboy....... I always change it to "Like a 9 stone Queerboy!" Wichita Lineman..... I always change the 1st line to "I was a linesman for Notts County....!" I get annoyed when Glen Campbell doesn't use these lyrics! Others.... Atomic Kitten - "You can lick my hole again" Desmond Dekker - "I wake up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast!" Remember the Maxell adverts...
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Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 17 Feb 16 12.22pm |
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Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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| fish mitten Chelmsford 17 Feb 16 12.55pm |
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The wife is a Robbie Williams fan so she hates it when I change the lyrics of Angels to: And girl there's no point in wearing protection And Rock DJ to Won't you suck my c**k, BJ
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| richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 18 Feb 16 4.09pm |
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lets dance - chris Montez " hey baby wont take a chance , drop your knickers and I`ll drop my pants lets dance "
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| the_mcanuff_stuff Caterham 18 Feb 16 4.33pm |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
The Beatles - Yesterday changed to "Leprosy.... I'm not half the man I used to be!" The Police - So Lonely changed to "Sue Lawley". "Leprosy. All these pieces hanging off of me. I'm not half the man I used to be. Oh I believe in Leprosy" "Syphilis. All I wanted was a little kiss. Now I find it hard to piss! Oh I believe in Syphilis" "HIV. All I wanted was some buggery. Now I'm left with no immunity. Oh I believe in HIV"
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| lankygit Lincoln 21 Feb 16 8.54pm |
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Manfred Mann The Mighty Quinn " you aint seen nothing like her mighty quim" The Jam - Eton Rifles "eating trifle"
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| cantrbury eagle Canterbury 21 Feb 16 9.27pm |
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living on a prayer Bon Jovi
Dino gonna die of old age, sang it today then looked up the lyrics is actually another school yard classic to Jesus Christ superstar Georgie best superstar walks like a woman and he wears a bra George Ezra Budapest, ah da bi do oooh ah ooooh adabi doh
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Slimey Toad  Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 21 Feb 16 9.31pm |
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When Kurt Cobain sings on Lithium 'I'm so horny but that's OK ....' it always sounds like he then says 'my willie's good' - because that's what he should have wrote.
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| Slimey Toad Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 21 Feb 16 9.39pm |
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Originally posted by richard shaw (og)65
gene Pitney - 24 hours from Tulsa " and I was only 24 hours from tulse hill " hal would be turning in his grave hearing my sing that Carter USM did exactly that, along with any other puns on South London
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