Rhinestone Cowboy....... I always change it to "Like a 9 stone Queerboy!"

Wichita Lineman..... I always change the 1st line to "I was a linesman for Notts County....!"

I get annoyed when Glen Campbell doesn't use these lyrics!

Others....

Atomic Kitten - "You can lick my hole again"

Desmond Dekker - "I wake up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast!"

The other crowd pleaser at school was the theme tune to Joseph and his Technicolour Dreamcoat which started "I close my eyes, pull back my foreskin" but I can't remember if there was more to it than that.

And the Cliff Richard Christmas classic

"Dogs on the fire and kids up the tree".

...I'm just glad my sense of humour has matured since then.

It's all part of my awesome bollock sack - The Kinks

In the woods there grew a tree. And a fine fine tree was he.

Smoke huntin' Walter - the fire engine guy

We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep!

100cc's The Things They Do for Love.

"...and you're feeling like a bar of used iron."

Sadly, unlike all the other posts so far, until very recently I actually thought they were the lyrics.

brilliant

interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "