Coldplay -Warning Sign.
"And I'm tired. I s*** my pants you know"

About 3:45 if you want to check it out.
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Cast - Sandstorm
"Oh no I've just done a poo"

I don't want to look up the proper lyrics... it'd ruin the magic. ☺

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

How do you like your tea in the morning?
I like mine with a sh*g.
Black or white
Don't give a sh!te
As long as I get my sh*g.

The following is meant for trips to the Stadium of Sh!te. Insert the name of the current Sunderland manager (the following is the original).

Cheer up Peter Reid
Oh, what can it mean to a
Sunderland supporter and a
Sh!te football team?

Then there was this for the brolly wally when he was manager of England.

Singing in the rain,
I'm singing in the rain,
What a sh!tey feeling:
We're losing again.

I also recall some suitable modification to "Diamonds are forever" for Sven, but can't remember it now.

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The Ferret
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Shirley & Co. Shame, Shame, Shame (and your jamrag too)

Pro USA & Israel

Manfred Mann's 'Do Wah Diddy Diddy'......etc.

This line is always changed to 'Do what daddy did to mummy to make me'.

Time to move forward together.

Has anyone mentioned the Bohemian Rhapsody lyrics that went "mumma, just killed a man, put my bum against his head, did a fart and now he's dead"?

Those were the days.

Edited by Part Time James (02 Mar 2016 4.17pm)

"Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you", shop-lifting at the butchers?

I used to be immortal