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 kav  The Helicopter View 18 Jan 05 11.08am |
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Still f***strated.
I had a couple of mates come round for a smoke and a catch up so tried to get her involved.I can see she`s a bit cautious on the smoking front as she knows she`ll loosen up.
My mate suggested rohypnol,Kaos.Mmm.
I`ll get there.
Still looking for advice.Kav.
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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| djhardline Croydon 18 Jan 05 11.13am |
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Stick with it man, when the lass has f***ed off out of it you will miss it.
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| Lucy South East London 18 Jan 05 11.37am |
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Quote djhardline at 18 Jan 2005 11:13am
Stick with it man, when the lass has f***ed off out of it you will miss it.
That's very true, although you feel you don't like the chasing now, wait til shes gone or she gives up, bet you would love playing the game!
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tome  Inner Tantalus Time. 18 Jan 05 11.52am |
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I'm with Brisbane - pour as much hard drink down her throat and then get stuck in. 
A one and a two...
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| djhardline Croydon 18 Jan 05 11.55am |
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Quote Lucy at 18 Jan 2005 11:37am
Quote djhardline at 18 Jan 2005 11:13am
Stick with it man, when the lass has f***ed off out of it you will miss it.
That's very true, although you feel you don't like the chasing now, wait til shes gone or she gives up, bet you would love playing the game!
Yeah what Lucy said lol
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RICKY  Essex 18 Jan 05 1.01pm |
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Kave me ol mucker are you looking for a serious relationship hear or just a bit of fun with a female mate? I recommend the latter.
She could go back to Slovakia all of a sudden, at least with this way you are both getting a shag with no strings attached, f**k buddy is the technical term I use for this kind of relationship. She does sound a right prick tease as well, the sort of girl who grinds up against you in a club and gives you all the come on signals and you think that you're in there, then she backs off. Women are terrible at this and its not fair on us blokes.
Anyway a fit Slovakian mate, just go for it and see what happens. Is she a lapdancer by any chance as there are a lot of these Eastern European babes coming over to London to work as Lapdancers and damn fine they are as well.
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 morph Croydon 18 Jan 05 1.05pm |
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Slovakian eh ...... could just be after a marriage licence and a passport - sorry to be so cynical. make sure she's on the pill ....
Think you need to get some bromide and take a few cold showers she sounds like trouble!!
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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| Lucy South East London 18 Jan 05 1.08pm |
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Quote RICKY at 18 Jan 2005 1:01pm
Kave me ol mucker are you looking for a serious relationship hear or just a bit of fun with a female mate? I recommend the latter.
She could go back to Slovakia all of a sudden, at least with this way you are both getting a shag with no strings attached, f**k buddy is the technical term I use for this kind of relationship. She does sound a right prick tease as well, the sort of girl who grinds up against you in a club and gives you all the come on signals and you think that you're in there, then she backs off. Women are terrible at this and its not fair on us blokes.
Anyway a fit Slovakian mate, just go for it and see what happens. Is she a lapdancer by any chance as there are a lot of these Eastern European babes coming over to London to work as Lapdancers and damn fine they are as well.
But it is soooooo funny watching these blokes faces change
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| kav The Helicopter View 18 Jan 05 2.16pm |
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Alright Ricky?
Nah mate,I`m not looking for anything serious.I`ve been bitten before with aupairs that you get involved with and eventually they must go home.
She`s slapped me monkey so obviously I want take the teasing cow the whole hog.
It could be that currently the painters are in?Anyway,I won`t be teased and made to look a fool so sooner or later if there`s no development I`ll call it a day.
Would be a shame though. Quote RICKY at 18 Jan 2005 1:01pm
Kave me ol mucker are you looking for a serious relationship hear or just a bit of fun with a female mate? I recommend the latter.
She could go back to Slovakia all of a sudden, at least with this way you are both getting a shag with no strings attached, f**k buddy is the technical term I use for this kind of relationship. She does sound a right prick tease as well, the sort of girl who grinds up against you in a club and gives you all the come on signals and you think that you're in there, then she backs off. Women are terrible at this and its not fair on us blokes.
Anyway a fit Slovakian mate, just go for it and see what happens. Is she a lapdancer by any chance as there are a lot of these Eastern European babes coming over to London to work as Lapdancers and damn fine they are as well.
Edited by kav (18 Jan 2005 2:16pm)
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| kav The Helicopter View 18 Jan 05 2.21pm |
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morph,no chance of me marrying.Now if she was Spanish or Italian.......
Cold showers are probably a good idea. Quote morph at 18 Jan 2005 1:05pm
Slovakian eh ...... could just be after a marriage licence and a passport - sorry to be so cynical. make sure she's on the pill ....
Think you need to get some bromide and take a few cold showers she sounds like trouble!!
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| Mr Statto Ifield 18 Jan 05 2.32pm |
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I think Slovakia is now part of the EU, so she shouldn't need a passport
That's just the ramblings of a madman
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| Nuno have no idea.... 18 Jan 05 3.17pm |
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Quote Selhurst Stallion at 17 Jan 2005 10:10pm
Come on Kav, don't keep us in suspense for much longer....You still f**kstrated or did the Purple Headed Womb Broom finally get to meet the Clapping Fish?
splendid way to describe it..
AKA Bacon
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| saxoneagle Bromley 18 Jan 05 3.26pm |
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If i'd started this thread it would have been moved to silly talk by now
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| Nuno have no idea.... 18 Jan 05 3.28pm |
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Quote saxoneagle at 18 Jan 2005 3:26pm
If i'd started this thread it would have been moved to silly talk by now
thats because the thought of you getting a shag is just silly mate...
AKA Bacon
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| stevobongo on the throne.... 18 Jan 05 3.46pm |
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Shes spanked your monkey but wont go any further?Maybe she's packing mate??
Try standing on the landing in the middle of the night, crying with your cock in your hand, that one never worked for me but I never tried it with an Eastern European.
F*ck you, f*ck you very much!!
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| kav The Helicopter View 18 Jan 05 3.51pm |
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Packing?You mean on the blob?
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| stevobongo on the throne.... 18 Jan 05 3.54pm |
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No, I mean packing 10"
She might have a pork sword? Or have you been that far (im guessing not coz you said earlier Arsenal might be playing at home).
Quote kav at 18 Jan 2005 3:51pm
Packing?You mean on the blob?
F*ck you, f*ck you very much!!
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| kav The Helicopter View 18 Jan 05 3.57pm |
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They might be playing at home this week but last week it was a mutual action(i.e.they weren`t playing there,I was).
Edited by kav (18 Jan 2005 3:59pm)
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| stevobongo on the throne.... 18 Jan 05 4.07pm |
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And she wouldnt let you go any further? Did you let her go off the boil? It must be your technique or something, I cant remember the last time I got that far and didnt go all the way, I think I was about 13 or something. Your not 13 and renting out property are ya Kav? Im stumped mate, try the drink/drugs route, or just f*** her of, teasing bugger.
Quote kav at 18 Jan 2005 3:57pm
They might be playing at home this week but last week it was a mutual action(i.e.they weren`t playing there,I was).
Edited by kav (18 Jan 2005 3:59pm)
F*ck you, f*ck you very much!!
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| kav The Helicopter View 18 Jan 05 4.13pm |
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To be honest I don`t think she`s the full ticket.The drink/drugs angle will be worth a shot otherwise yeah,tell her to jog on.
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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