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kav Flag The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 3.21pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

What do I do lads?!?

There`s a new Slovakian bird that`s moved into my gaff and basically I wanna shag her.I`ve reached 2nd base as it were and had a pretty nice time of it.

The thing is though she`s beginning to completely do my f*cking head in and it`s starting to affect me.She`s blowing hot `n` cold,the teasing game.

Should I tell her to get on her bike and cut my losses or maybe there`w a way around this?I`m playing it cool at the mo but she`s started bickering(bunny boiler mode)and all I want is to get my end away.

Suggestions please.

Troubled Kav.

 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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Smokey Flag Hiding under Syd Little's floorboa... 17 Jan 05 3.35pm Send a Private Message to Smokey Add Smokey as a friend

She'a acting the bunny boiler BEFORE you've slipped her a length?

Are you mental? ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION!

She'll probably demand you marry her and let her 97 "brothers and sisters" from the homeland come over and move in with you, where they then use your home as a base to run some sort of Eastern European crime syndicate.

It's a slippery slope my lad and a life of misery for one shag. Is it worth it?

 


"Technically, I've been bummed". - Matt_Himself , Barcelona, Jan 2005

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yellabubs Flag Sheffield 17 Jan 05 3.44pm Send a Private Message to yellabubs Add yellabubs as a friend

Do you think all the Jackie Stallone pictures and crusty tissues might be putting her off?

 

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Lucy Flag South East London 17 Jan 05 3.49pm

You sound lucky mate, if I was her you wouldn't have anything left to use, if I thought you just wanted one thing!

 


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Hayes Eagle Flag Bromley 17 Jan 05 3.53pm Send a Private Message to Hayes Eagle Add Hayes Eagle as a friend

whack her in the eye!

 



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bruceisjudas Flag 17 Jan 05 3.57pm

Back of the hand mate, its the only way they'll learn.

 

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kav Flag The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 4.01pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

I`m thinking along Smokey`s lines but I don`t wanna feel that I`ve just missed out on a decent shag which I`ve been missing since I split up with my ex in August.

I`m a whisker away but she`s doing my bloody nut in.

I`m starting to think with my dick and not my brain and that`s not like me.

 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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pefwin Flag Where you have to have an English ... 17 Jan 05 4.06pm

Don't mean to come across all empathatic but..Is possible to ask if there is / she has a problem?

Has she a boyfriend in the old country etc??? She may just need the extra bit of 'touchy feely'

 


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yellabubs Flag Sheffield 17 Jan 05 4.13pm Send a Private Message to yellabubs Add yellabubs as a friend

Quote kav at 17 Jan 2005 4:01pm

I`m thinking along Smokey`s lines but I don`t wanna feel that I`ve just missed out on a decent shag which I`ve been missing since I split up with my ex in August.

I`m a whisker away but she`s doing my bloody nut in.

I`m starting to think with my dick and not my brain and that`s not like me.


I'm the opposite... my little head is always telling the big head what to do!

Play hard to get, it always works.

 

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Pikester Flag Worthing 17 Jan 05 4.16pm Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

Quote yellabubs at 17 Jan 2005 3:44pm

Do you think all the Jackie Stallone pictures and crusty tissues might be putting her off?


Must admit that was my first thought. Actually my first thought was that you were having problems with Jackie Stallone.

Smokey's not usually wrong when it comes to women - follow his advice. Although I quite like the cut of BruceisJudas' gib.

 


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kav Flag The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 4.23pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

Yeah,I`ve been playing it cool and disinterested and it worked for a time but man I`m begginning to think that all women have a screw loose(sorry to the decent mentally stable few of you out there).

She ain`t got a boyfriend back home but she has intimated that something happened to upset her life back home at some point but I thought it was best to leave it there for the moment.

I`ve gotta say though she`s admitted to my face that she can be a tease.I just wanna shag her.She`s not shy about coming forward but it`s the mind games syndrome.

Been there etc.Life`s too short.I need to take a different path maybe?

 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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jcreedy Flag 17 Jan 05 4.24pm Send a Private Message to jcreedy Add jcreedy as a friend

I can't stand a tease. Girls think we love it but I'm sure most of us don't.
Be straight with her Kav. Tell her that she either stops mucking about and shags you or she can leave!!

 


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- John Bostock (Nov 2007)

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