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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 29 Jul 09 7.30pm

That's cheered me up no end morgster.

 

I know you are but what am I?

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 30 Jul 09 8.11am Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

A short ode to Phil Collins

Oi Collins, Why arent you dead yet ?
Wanker.

 

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fubar 05 Aug 09 6.19pm

ode to la roux

whooooo oooo oooo ooooooo
I'm going in for a kill
because you're voice simply has no skill
and your crappy 80s flickback
does not endear me to your front crack


Edited by fubar (05 Aug 2009 6:20pm)

 

too far gone.. aint no way back

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 11 Aug 09 11.42pm

Ode to Danny La Roux

Your music may borrow heavily
from the stylings of Phil Oakey
But you ain't my type of bird
Cos you look kinda
Blokey

 
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morganistic Flag 11 Oct 09 11.45am Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 11:47am

i met that bloke,
Stephen Gateley,
cheeky c*nt
tried to fellate me


You were once
a boy
in the zone
but then you sucked
on Louis' bone

That dance you did
On Gay Byrne's
Was a f*cking corker
But now you're dead
In a bed
In f*cking Majorca

 

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DanH Flag SW2 11 Oct 09 11.51am Send a Private Message to DanH Add DanH as a friend

Quote morganistic at 11 Oct 2009 11:45am

Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 11:47am

i met that bloke,
Stephen Gateley,
cheeky c*nt
tried to fellate me


You were once
a boy
in the zone
but then you sucked
on Louis' bone

That dance you did
On Gay Byrne's
Was a f*cking corker
But now you're dead
In a bed
In f*cking Majorca


Haha, no trouble of me booing that one.

 
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fubar 13 Oct 09 12.13pm

Ode to Steven Gateley

A tragic loss for all gay men
No more penises inside your buttocks
But now you're partying in gay heaven
With Liberace, Rock Hudson and special guest..Stuart Lubbock


Edited by fubar (13 Oct 2009 12:14pm)

 

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morganistic Flag 13 Oct 09 12.16pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

hehe.
i couldn't think of a post that is more deserving
Than martin2412's classic ode
Well worth preserving

Quote martin2412 at 12 Oct 2009 8:53pm

There was a wee singer called Gately,
Who hadn't been singing much lately,
After a bottle of rum, and a cock up his bum,
His trip to the sun ended fatally.

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 13 Oct 09 2.18pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Top marks for EVERYONE on the Gateley stuff...Genius


After Boyzone it all went sour
You do some West End singing
That Keating made a f***ing bomb
Whilst you popped your clogs whilst rimming

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 31 Oct 09 12.38am

Ode To Manilow and Streisand

Everybody knows
Barry Manilow's
Got a very big nose,
if he stood back to back
with streisand, it'll
look like a pickaxe handle
your gak'll
be gone in a snortfull

 
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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 02 Nov 09 11.09am Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Pixie Lott

I keep seeing you in the paper and maybe its because I'm 42

But I havent heard anything you've ever doone so who the f***ing hell are you ?

 

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Catfish Flag Burgess Hill 02 Nov 09 11.48am

How shall we remember Michael Jackson?
He saw children and got a hard on
He said that Billie Jean was his lover
His nose was made of latex rubber

 

Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial
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