An Ode To H From Steps

H from Steps you are so gay,
Your hip gyrations make your willy sway,
Arse-whiskers, so frequently dampened,
Your c*ck-sucking skills are often championed,
But in your den of velvet and lace,
The length you're slipped disappears without trace,
Into the murky hole of doom,
That you later clean out with a rusty spoon,
Satisfied and lacking in continence,
You stagger to the bathroom for your antioxidants,
With one thought crystal clear in your mind,
Pop fame has ruined your tight behind.

Edited by Mongo Like Clunge (14 Jan 2010 9:53pm)

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Ode to Macca

I see that Heathers going on ice
If her leg falls off I guess that nice
Perhaps to celebrate - a tuneful ditty
After all she made you look a right titty
Just before I end - Answer this teaser
Whys the mop top now look like beaver

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An Ode To Bubbla Ranx

With Peter Andre you peddled your rhymes,
Your six-pack bronzed in sunnier clim'es,
A Jamaican patois finely honed,
On the mysterious girl who you clearly boned,
Right to the hilt into her v*gina,
Looking exotic as you pumped away behind her,
The vinegar strokes soon were rising,
Premature ejaculation was on your horizon,
But thoughts of Peter kept the wolf from the door,
As did Ethiopia and thoughts of the poor,
Alas too effective your manhood went limp,
So you told her she was a bumbaclart and the size of a blimp.

Edited by Mongo Like Clunge (19 Jan 2010 5:28pm)

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Are you andrew lloyd webber?

An Ode To Dappy of N-Dubz

Who, Me? Why I'm The Twat in the Hat,
There's no doubt about that.

I'm the cunt in the Fez, The twunt in the Trillby,
The pillock in the Boonie and an arsehole I will be.

I have a Panama, a Fedora and a Baseball Cap too,
But when I wear my Cowboy Hat i'll invite over U2.

A Capuchon, a Bowler, a Beret for when i'm fruity,
My Greek blood ensures that I love it up the poopy.

Edited by Mongo Like Clunge (26 Jan 2010 11:13pm)

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genius Mongo, pure genius mate

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