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Several things that arouse Cucking Funt
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 Stirlingsays  04 Dec 12 5.21pm |
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376. Reading Melvin Bragg novels whilst wearing tight leather trousers.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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 smirnoff Guildford 04 Dec 12 5.30pm |
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Quote JellyBean at 22 Nov 2012 5.46pm
Teddy Bears wearing fluffy socks I'm sorry, but I have just sat here for five whole minutes thinking of this hilarious vision that is in my head! EDIT: And goggles!?!?! This just gets weirder and weirder! How random to come up with that kind of idea! Edited by smirnoff (04 Dec 2012 5.31pm)
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| Stirlingsays 04 Dec 12 5.39pm |
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377. Submarine transgender angst.
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 04 Dec 12 5.44pm |
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378 Songs of Praise - but only when broadcast from St Edmunds Church, Dudley
As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014 |
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| Stirlingsays 04 Dec 12 5.48pm |
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379. Going deep throat on a king sized Mars bar.
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Seth  On a pale blue dot 04 Dec 12 6.00pm |
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380. Vivisection
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Mongo Like Clunge  Bumfuck City, Texas 04 Dec 12 6.48pm |
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381. Trolley Riding. [Link]
WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains. |
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| Seth On a pale blue dot 04 Dec 12 6.51pm |
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382. A packet of Bensons, a gallon of Fosters and a line of cocaine.
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| serial thriller The Promised Land 04 Dec 12 6.58pm |
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383. Dropping his soap in the prison showers
If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4 |
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| millsy-125 04 Dec 12 8.00pm |
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384. Complaining to the topical bbc programme 'points of view' about how s*** he thinks points of view is
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SloveniaDave  Tirana, Albania 05 Dec 12 12.05pm |
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385. Hearing the 3 minute warning of Armagedon and knowing all bets are off.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. (Member of the School of Optimism 1969-2016 inclusive) |
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| Seth On a pale blue dot 05 Dec 12 1.29pm |
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386. Nasal hair
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