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Pikester Flag Worthing 21 Feb 16 11.18pm Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

Coldplay -Warning Sign.
"And I'm tired. I s*** my pants you know"

About 3:45 if you want to check it out.
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Cast - Sandstorm
"Oh no I've just done a poo"

I don't want to look up the proper lyrics... it'd ruin the magic. &#9786;

 

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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Part Time James Flag 22 Feb 16 12.16pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Slimey Toad

When Kurt Cobain sings on Lithium 'I'm so horny but that's OK ....' it always sounds like he then says 'my willie's good' - because that's what he should have wrote.

We always used to sing "All Apologies" as "All a pile of cheese"....I think we had some additional lyrics about brie in there too.

Edited by Part Time James (22 Feb 2016 12.17pm)

 
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chateauferret Flag 27 Feb 16 9.16am

How do you like your tea in the morning?
I like mine with a sh*g.
Black or white
Don't give a sh!te
As long as I get my sh*g.

The following is meant for trips to the Stadium of Sh!te. Insert the name of the current Sunderland manager (the following is the original).

Cheer up Peter Reid
Oh, what can it mean to a
Sunderland supporter and a
Sh!te football team?

Then there was this for the brolly wally when he was manager of England.

Singing in the rain,
I'm singing in the rain,
What a sh!tey feeling:
We're losing again.

I also recall some suitable modification to "Diamonds are forever" for Sven, but can't remember it now.

 

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Stuart Shave Flag Hampshire 28 Feb 16 8.06pm Send a Private Message to Stuart Shave Add Stuart Shave as a friend

Always good watch is this -

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Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 28 Feb 16 8.35pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

Shirley & Co. Shame, Shame, Shame (and your jamrag too)

 

Pro USA & Israel
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Ray in Houston Flag Houston 01 Mar 16 5.23pm Send a Private Message to Ray in Houston Add Ray in Houston as a friend

Kool and the Gang's classic...

Get down on it
Suck my helmet
Don't you bite it
Just excite it


And, of course, Jeff Beck's classic, sung as loud as lung-bustingly possible...

And it's HI HO CRYSTAL PALACE...

 

We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.
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-TUX- Flag Alphabettispaghetti 01 Mar 16 6.49pm Send a Private Message to -TUX- Add -TUX- as a friend

Manfred Mann's 'Do Wah Diddy Diddy'......etc.

This line is always changed to 'Do what daddy did to mummy to make me'.

 

Time to move forward together.
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chateauferret Flag 02 Mar 16 8.11am

A version of Last Train to San Fernando for Frazier Campbell.

Last chance to score for Palace.
Last chance to score for Palace!
If you miss this one
You'll never get another one.
Last chance to score for Palace!

 

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Part Time James Flag 02 Mar 16 4.17pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Has anyone mentioned the Bohemian Rhapsody lyrics that went "mumma, just killed a man, put my bum against his head, did a fart and now he's dead"?

Those were the days.

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monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 05 Mar 16 7.21am Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Madonna,,,,,la isla bonita

Always sounded to me like she sang "chocolate goolies onion rings'

Edited by monkey (05 Mar 2016 7.21am)

 
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crystal balls Flag The Garden of Earthly Delights 05 Mar 16 9.48pm Send a Private Message to crystal balls Add crystal balls as a friend

"Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you", shop-lifting at the butchers?

 

I used to be immortal
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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 05 Mar 16 11.43pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

'I'm in the phone book if you wanna call the whore'

 

Big chest and massive boobs

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