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 stevobongo  on the throne.... 18 Jan 05 4.21pm |
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yeah, good luck. just dont mug yourself mate, dont mug yourself.
Quote kav at 18 Jan 2005 4:13pm
To be honest I don`t think she`s the full ticket.The drink/drugs angle will be worth a shot otherwise yeah,tell her to jog on.
F*ck you, f*ck you very much!!
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| Smokey Hiding under Syd Little's floorboa... 18 Jan 05 9.21pm |
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Have you tried wrapping a £50 note round your old fella and resting it on her shoulder while she's watching East(ern-european)Enders?
Never fails.
"Technically, I've been bummed". - Matt_Himself , Barcelona, Jan 2005
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| gambler Kent 18 Jan 05 9.32pm |
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Tell her you've only got 2 weeks to live, and you don't want to die a virgin.
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Palace_Bloke  Great Southern Land 18 Jan 05 11.04pm |
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This thread is one shag off being moved to Gold Talk. Quality Stuff!!
My 2 bobs worth? Rabbit Boilers = strict out of bounds....take a penalty shot.
Edited by Palace_Bloke (18 Jan 2005 11:06pm)
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
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| MR MICHAEL 18 Jan 05 11.15pm |
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Take her to a club.. get her pissed.. take advantage.. i know someone who did it and it worked.
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| Lucy South East London 18 Jan 05 11.17pm |
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Sureley you don't want to have to take advantage of someone just to get your wicked way though?
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| bruceisjudas 18 Jan 05 11.20pm |
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Quote Lucy at 18 Jan 2005 11:17pm
Sureley you don't want to have to take advantage of someone just to get your wicked way though?
I don't see the problem here...
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| Lucy South East London 18 Jan 05 11.27pm |
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Quote bruceisjudas at 18 Jan 2005 11:20pm
Quote Lucy at 18 Jan 2005 11:17pm
Sureley you don't want to have to take advantage of someone just to get your wicked way though?
I don't see the problem here...
No "problem"! Just I'm wondering if it would be better if she was up for it aswell?
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| big fat london boy gillingham..(pykey land) 18 Jan 05 11.34pm |
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and how would you know............ Quote Smokey at 18 Jan 2005 9:21pm
Have you tried wrapping a £50 note round your old fella and resting it on her shoulder while she's watching East(ern-european)Enders?
Never fails.
There's never a country in the world with the scent of an ENGLISH rose.....
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| Smokey Hiding under Syd Little's floorboa... 19 Jan 05 12.07am |
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Erm.....
"Technically, I've been bummed". - Matt_Himself , Barcelona, Jan 2005
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| kav The Helicopter View 19 Jan 05 10.21am |
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Right,I`ve sussed that she wants a little bit of wineing and dining.She probably didn`t get much of that in Slovakia so I can kind of understand.
So,I`m gonna cook her something up this evening at home and do the gentleman bit.
Who knows what`s the best flavour of Pot Noodle?
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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| Moose In the sewer pipe... 19 Jan 05 10.27am |
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Quote kav at 19 Jan 2005 10:21am
Who knows what`s the best flavour of Pot Noodle?
Can you get oyster flavour?
Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.
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| kav The Helicopter View 19 Jan 05 10.31am |
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I`ll have a good look.
Would one pot be enough do you think?
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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| asavage1 Horley 19 Jan 05 12.49pm |
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Kav,
Forget the Pot Noodle thats never going to work, as you've said she wants to be wined and dined, and lets be honest anyone can boil the kettle and pour it in the pot. So go for the Super Noodles OK its pretty much the same except you need to boil and stir them in a saucepan, thus showing her you can cook. She is then amazed at your expertise in the kitchen and will reciprocate by showing you hers in the boudoir. If your really lucky, you should be able to persuade her to wash up when she cooks you breakfast!!!
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| kav The Helicopter View 19 Jan 05 2.12pm |
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Joking aside,this is a serious thread and I need this teasing young lady to let me in.The old breast rub last night is not enough.
I`m gonna cook something that`ll wet her appetite.
Any suggestions(apart from super noodles in a sandwich)?
Something simple(I can cook)but notthat simple.
Edited by kav (19 Jan 2005 2:12pm)
Edited by kav (19 Jan 2005 2:18pm)
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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| Moose In the sewer pipe... 19 Jan 05 2.19pm |
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Quote kav at 19 Jan 2005 2:12pm
Joking aside,this is a serious thread and I need this teasing young lady to let me in.The old breast rub last night is not enough.
I`m gonna cook something that`ll wet her appetite.
Any suggestions(apart from super noodles in a sandwich)?
Something simple(I can cook)but notthat simple.
Coq au vin. Or cock au vin if she doesn't like the first idea.
Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.
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| mikeyeagle Worthing 19 Jan 05 11.31pm |
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Maybe a little late for this post now, but to be honest, chances are she'll be flattered that you're making an effort, so be realistic and don't try something that could turn out a complete disaster. Spag Bol probably isn't a bad idea...has worked for me before.
Basically anything that ain't from a packet and nuked will probably work. Well, aside of fish fingers, but you might get them later.
 Are you the shepherd, or are you the sheep?
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| kav The Helicopter View 20 Jan 05 10.28am |
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Update:Evening went quite well.Was pleased to find out that I`m not going mad and that in fact she`s got the painters in.That`ll explain a few things.
So it`s sit tight for a few more days and then the troops will be unleashed.
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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| matthau South Croydon 20 Jan 05 10.48am |
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rape?
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| Smokey Hiding under Syd Little's floorboa... 20 Jan 05 11.05am |
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Quote matthau at 20 Jan 2005 10:48am
rape?
You BAD man!
Perhaps he should just try offering money!
"Technically, I've been bummed". - Matt_Himself , Barcelona, Jan 2005
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