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 Johnny Eagles  berlin 11 Jan 11 11.18am |
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Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 11 Jan 11 11.18am |
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I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 11 Jan 11 11.18am |
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| Hoof Hearted 11 Jan 11 4.51pm | |
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The Beckhams have only been back in the UK 5 days and already Posh is pegnant. John Terry doesn't fcuk about!
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lanzarote ron  East Grinstead 12 Jan 11 6.12pm |
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Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action!
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| Hoof Hearted 14 Jan 11 12.30pm | |
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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, ”I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.” The officer then asks, ”Really?.... And just who is giving that lecture at this time of night? The man replies, “My wife."
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| OldFart By the sea 17 Jan 11 1.56pm |
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I thought I'd be a gentleman and hold the door openfor a young lady. After 2 minutes she said "sod off I'm trying to have a crap"
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| Horley Eagle Somewhere only I know 19 Jan 11 1.18pm |
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Gary Glitter is thinking about getting a season ticket to Aston Villa. He has heard about the recent transfer rumours and likes the sound of their forward line Young, Bent and Keane.
Pinch me, I'm dreaming, but if it is don't let me know. |
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| Horley Eagle Somewhere only I know 19 Jan 11 1.25pm |
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My poxy neighbour knocked on my door at 2am this morning. 2am?!! Lucky I was still up playing my drums.
Pinch me, I'm dreaming, but if it is don't let me know. |
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| crystal balls The Garden of Earthly Delights 20 Jan 11 3.12pm |
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A couple knocked on my door last night and asked me to be Jehovah's witness. I said I'm sorry, I didn't even know he'd had an accident
I used to be immortal |
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| crystal balls The Garden of Earthly Delights 20 Jan 11 3.15pm |
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Earlier today in Scotland; with a view to attracting more customers, the Association of Chinese Restauranteurs voted to combine Burns Night with Chinese New Year. It'll be known as Chinese Burns Night (ouch)!
I used to be immortal |
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| OldFart By the sea 20 Jan 11 9.06pm |
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Letter to Agony Aunt. Dear Abby,
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