I say,I say ,I say.....crap joke thread! (LOCKED)
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 OldFart  By the sea 20 Jan 11 9.09pm |
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Dear Abby,
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| OldFart By the sea 20 Jan 11 9.28pm |
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Dear Abby,
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 21 Jan 11 8.05am |
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Spent £40.00 on e-bay last week for a p**** enlarger.Just opened it & some b******s sent me a magnifying glass.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 21 Jan 11 8.07am |
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So Jordon & Alex have split.I think the only one who didn't see that coming was Harvey.
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 23 Jan 11 6.58pm |
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Our Brazilian housekeeper is rubbish at making the beds. She's very tidy downstairs though!!
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| Bekken 23 Jan 11 7.06pm |
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| Mr Statto Ifield 25 Jan 11 12.43pm |
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I went to an Indian restaurant, and half way through the meal the waiter asked, “Curry okay?” I said, “Oh, go on then. Just one song.” Edited by Mr Statto (25 Jan 2011 12.43pm)
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That's just the ramblings of a madman | Mr Statto Ifield 25 Jan 11 12.44pm |
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One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence.Suzie raised her hand so she called on her. She said, “The sky is definitely blue!” “I’m sorry Suzie that’s wrong, the sky sometimes turns different colours: red, grey, etc… anybody else?” Timmy raised his hand and said, “The grass is definitely green.” “I’m sorry Timmy, that’s not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it can turn brown, anybody else?” Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, “Miss, do farts have lumps?” The teacher says, “No, why?” “Then I definitely s*** my pants!”
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| Mr Statto Ifield 25 Jan 11 12.45pm |
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Three old friends are finishing their third pint at the bar when one of them gets up to leave. “Where do you think you’re going?” ask the other two. He replies, “I’ve got to leave. Last time we went drinking together we got so drunk that I staggered home and blew chunks on the living room carpet right in front of my wife and her parents.” “That’s nothing,” replied one of his friends. “I was so drunk I crashed my car into a police station.” “I walked into the wrong house and climbed into bed with my neighbour’s wife,” said the other. “You don’t understand,” says the first guy. “Chunks is our dog.”
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 26 Jan 11 10.52pm |
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ROLF HARRIS HAS COME OUT OF RETIREMENT TO RELEASE A RECORD FOR THE FLOOD VICTIM APPEAL,
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Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 27 Jan 11 12.04am |
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Quote lanzarote ron at 26 Jan 2011 10.52pm
ROLF HARRIS HAS COME OUT OF RETIREMENT TO RELEASE A RECORD FOR THE FLOOD VICTIM APPEAL,
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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| Moose In the sewer pipe... 31 Jan 11 10.59am |
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Why do women have orgasms? So they can f*cking moan even while they're enjoying themselves.
Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to. |
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