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 Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 13 Jan 17 4.51pm |
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The most unusual w..k break I took at work, was round at a clients house where I was compiling an estimate for building work. I was waiting for another contractor who was running late. I did feel a bit guilty, but it needed to be done
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 Michaelawt85  Bexley 13 Jan 17 5.19pm |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
The most unusual w..k break I took at work, was round at a clients house where I was compiling an estimate for building work. I was waiting for another contractor who was running late. I did feel a bit guilty, but it needed to be done Shocked
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| Painter Croydon 13 Jan 17 6.15pm |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
The most unusual w..k break I took at work, was round at a clients house where I was compiling an estimate for building work. I was waiting for another contractor who was running late. I did feel a bit guilty, but it needed to be done I have a few friends who are tradesmen that work in peoples houses. All of them admit, when alone in the houses they pull one off, usually in the owners knickers draw, then hiding the evidence.
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 13 Jan 17 7.16pm |
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tugging one off in a client's house ticks a lot of boxes. ^The danger of being caught However, I did once knock one out in a shipping container on the site of Kingston's old gasworks 15 years ago. Edited by Forest Hillbilly (13 Jan 2017 7.17pm)
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| Part Time James 15 Jan 17 9.32pm |
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A fit bird holding a spanner, this forum is great for funny quotes lately.
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| fish mitten Chelmsford 15 Jan 17 9.43pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
A fit bird holding a spanner, this forum is great for funny quotes lately. Maybe he felt his nuts tightening!
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collier row eagle  romford essex via another galaxy 15 Jan 17 9.46pm |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
The most unusual w..k break I took at work, was round at a clients house where I was compiling an estimate for building work. I was waiting for another contractor who was running late. I did feel a bit guilty, but it needed to be done Much mess?
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Slimey Toad  Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 16 Jan 17 9.15pm |
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Very good idea - in fact make it even more productive and combine with a fag break. Nothing like lighting up after emptying the Alberts.
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| Part Time James 16 Jan 17 9.25pm |
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Originally posted by Slimey Toad
Very good idea - in fact make it even more productive and combine with a fag break. Nothing like lighting up after emptying the Alberts. If you're lucky you could combine the two and let the fag w**k you off?
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| Harpo Oxfordshire 17 Jan 17 1.52pm |
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I think I have posted this elsewhere on the site, but for those of you that didn't read it, weren't interested enough, didn't believe me, I'll start all over again. I used to work for a company that positively encouraged a w*** break. In fact, they paid £15 for a little jar of jiz. In the toilets there was a supply of 'cpllection equipment'. It was not in the interests of productivity, no pun intended, but one of staff training. The company was a forensics laboratory and the samples were given to the trainee scientists to extract DNA. For me though I was more interested in a more personal delivery option.
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 17 Jan 17 4.27pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
If you're lucky you could combine the two and let the fag w**k you off? Knew it. Bender.
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 17 Jan 17 7.16pm |
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Originally posted by Harpo
I think I have posted this elsewhere on the site, but for those of you that didn't read it, weren't interested enough, didn't believe me, I'll start all over again. I used to work for a company that positively encouraged a w*** break. In fact, they paid £15 for a little jar of jiz. In the toilets there was a supply of 'cpllection equipment'. It was not in the interests of productivity, no pun intended, but one of staff training. The company was a forensics laboratory and the samples were given to the trainee scientists to extract DNA. For me though I was more interested in a more personal delivery option. Trouble with that is ^^^ and you may be liable for child maintenance for any female co-worker who decided to squirt some gentleman's relish up her lady-garden Edited by Forest Hillbilly (17 Jan 2017 7.24pm)
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