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Forsooth, thys threaydd of damnfernal mutterings maykes one long for thyne ole tymme Englyssh spoketh by thyne monarrch.
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'I'm not too sure'. 'Definitely'.
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" and here is everyone's favourite "
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
There's no 'i' in team. Edited by Stirlingsays (25 Jun 2019 5.02pm) Whenever I get that and I am in a situation where I can get away with it I always reply, no, but there's a "U" in C**T
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Originally posted by cb1969
Whenever I get that and I am in a situation where I can get away with it I always reply, no, but there's a "U" in C**T
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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"Diversity is our strength." "Love is love."
"Look at that. Accident blackspot? These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!" |
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Originally posted by YT
Oi, Pete! I did this one on page 2. I think that means you now owe me royalties Another annoyance which we'll hear in a few weeks is when Gary Lineker and co start referring to 'The Claret Jug', but making it sound like a jug that is coloured Claret rather than a jug that is made to contain Claret (it's all a matter of inflection in the voice). And anyway, continually using the phrase 'Claret Jug' is in itself annoying. Humble apologies my friend. I did read previous posts as I hate repeating what has gone before but I missed yours - all part of the learning curve I guess.
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Going on my holipops with my famalam, I'm super excited. No No No and No !!
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Originally posted by punksnotdead
Going on my holipops with my famalam, I'm super excited. No No No and No !! but you haven't told us where you're going.
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When a singer or DJ is jumping up & down & shouts
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Originally posted by punksnotdead
The one that seems to mean nothing and everything but never seems to need an explanation as to what it means is In just the same way that means means means.
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Mans not hot or any version of that starting with mans. Heard it on plane today and wanted to give up on life. Equally, anyone saying gram or insta.
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