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 kav  The Helicopter View 09 Feb 05 4.30pm |
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No mate,not given up.I like to finish something once it`s started.
Although I might have to consider a different tact.Trying to bring abit of humour into the preceedings.
Women aye?Crack a joke,make `em laugh and before you know it you`re having abit of crack yerself. 
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| Wilko Walking in a Freedman Wonderland..... 09 Feb 05 4.45pm |
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Go for the ' yeah well i dont give a s*** either' attitude, seems to work for me. then when she starts to appreciate you abit more then you can show your appreciation towards her abit more too.
Palace Boys We Are Here. Shag Your Woman And Drink Your Beer!
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| kav The Helicopter View 10 Feb 05 12.46pm |
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*edit*
Edited by kav (11 Feb 2005 10:57am)
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| kav The Helicopter View 16 Feb 05 11.23am |
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 Ladies and gentlemen - The Eagle Has Landed
A satisfied Kav.
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jcreedy  16 Feb 05 11.35am |
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Now wait for the tension and the cold shoulder 
It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
- John Bostock (Nov 2007)
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| Mr Statto Ifield 16 Feb 05 11.37am |
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Congratulations - was it worth it?
 That's just the ramblings of a madman
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| Moose In the sewer pipe... 16 Feb 05 12.04pm |
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Quote kav at 16 Feb 2005 11:23am
Ladies and gentlemen - The Eagle Has Landed
A satisfied Kav.
Nice one Kav! So, where do you go from here? I'd hate to think this thread is going to die just because you've managed to give the one gun salute...
Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.
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| kav The Helicopter View 16 Feb 05 12.04pm |
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Oh yes.The wait,as I imagined,only added to it.
JC,I`m already anticipating an aftermath.But right now I don`t give a flying.......whatsit
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| kav The Helicopter View 16 Feb 05 12.18pm |
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Don`t worry mate,the adventure I feel has many twists and turns yet.
A bit like a Palace season. Quote Moose at 16 Feb 2005 12:04pm
Quote kav at 16 Feb 2005 11:23am
Ladies and gentlemen - The Eagle Has Landed
A satisfied Kav.
Nice one Kav! So, where do you go from here? I'd hate to think this thread is going to die just because you've managed to give the one gun salute...
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| Oliver Bodega Bay 16 Feb 05 12.25pm |
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Congratulations! 
How did you eventually crack it?
Is this a one off or are there going to be repeat performances!
Edited by Oliver (16 Feb 2005 12:26pm)
I have prepared one of my own time capsules. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like.
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pefwin  Where you have to have an English ... 16 Feb 05 12.32pm |
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Woooh hooo!
Will this be more than a one night stand???
"Everything is air-droppable at least once."
"When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support."
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 A_JsShorts 16 Feb 05 12.33pm |
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You guys are so nosey, in fact you all seem to have turned into gossiping women!!
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| kav The Helicopter View 16 Feb 05 12.39pm |
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A spoonful of the Kav charm,mixed with two tablespoons of my wittiest humour(adapted for the fact that she is foreign),a show of sensitivity.....and a couple of bottles of red wine.Got half drunk as well.Winner! Quote Oliver at 16 Feb 2005 12:25pm
Congratulations!
How did you eventually crack it?
Is this a one off or are there going to be repeat performances!
Edited by Oliver (16 Feb 2005 12:26pm)
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| Penge Eagle Beckenham 16 Feb 05 2.16pm |
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nice one!
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| jcreedy 16 Feb 05 2.22pm |
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Stick her photo on the random photo thread
It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
- John Bostock (Nov 2007)
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| madcap #winning 16 Feb 05 3.05pm |
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Well ratted Kav mate.
All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such
Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x
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| kav The Helicopter View 21 Feb 05 2.15pm |
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*Bump*
f*** me this is hard work!
Help?
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Seth  On a pale blue dot 07 Mar 05 3.30pm |
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What's happening now kav? Are you still getting any action or has your lust found another outlet?
"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16
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tome  Inner Tantalus Time. 07 Mar 05 4.10pm |
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Maybe he's got someone else he's having trouble with? Women, so fickle
A one and a two...
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| kav The Helicopter View 27 May 05 4.28pm |
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UPdate was that she went back home(was told her weirdness was beyond the realms of weird)and she went back home to Slovakia.
As she got into the cab to leave she echoed,"I`ll be back,just need to sort a few things out".
Er....yes Katerina,I know.Christ I know.
"Not to this house you won`t",I mumbled.
Strange how strongly an atmosphere in a house can change for the better in one fell swoop.
The moral of the story is that I should`ve listened to myself when I knew Eastern European women just don`t do it for me.
Any nice Italian or Spanish girls out there?
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