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jamiemartin721  Reading 27 Jul 15 1.12pm |
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Quote palace_in_frogland at 27 Jul 2015 8.25am
Turkey is a member of NATO ffs. It's about time they started behaving like one. They are, they're bombing a Arab country in the name of Freedom - Boom Tish.
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 The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 27 Jul 15 1.26pm |
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Just a little aside - the last of the little group of dark age religious morons who skipped out of Portsmouth to go fight for the right to stone raped women to death had his innards scattered over a wide area of the middle east...shame
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palace_in_frogland  In a broken dream 27 Jul 15 1.36pm |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 27 Jul 2015 1.12pm
Quote palace_in_frogland at 27 Jul 2015 8.25am
Turkey is a member of NATO ffs. It's about time they started behaving like one. They are, they're bombing a Arab country in the name of Freedom - Boom Tish.
Trouble is some of the bombs appear to be accidentally falling on some of their own people. But I was thinking more of their failure to police and control the border with Syria. As a NATO member it's their duty to contribute to the security of the other member states. In this they are patently lacking.
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Mo_the_lawn  Tower Hamlets 04 Aug 15 1.10pm |
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Action Man have announced their intentions to introduce a new action figure based upon Islamic State terrorist Jihadi John. Mohammed Al Capone, the chief designer hoped ‘JJ’ would appeal across communities. The toy will come with a black uniform, a scale model AK-47 and a knife capable of cutting through the weaker neck plastic of other dolls and action figures. It will also come with a pull string and number of built in phrases, that include ISIS war declarations, passages from the Koran and of course, ‘Allah Snackbar’. The real Jihadi John (born Mohammed Emwazi) will receive a small royalty from the company for allowing them to use his likeness. A spokesperson for ISIS has said “Mohammed is very excited about the news. He’s already lined up a row of Ken, GI Joe, and Action Man dolls so he can cut their heads off using the jihadi knife”. Palace fan, Jamie Martin, seemed unconcerned by the development: “Look, the UK is a very multicultural place. People here are very open minded and tolerant towards Islam and its people. British citizens have left the country to go and fight for the Islamic State, I worked with one and he was a very nice guy, so why would anyone be upset about a jihadist action figure being released? They should be far more concerned about those sexist Barbie dolls”.
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Y Ddraig Goch  In The Crowd 04 Aug 15 1.18pm |
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Quote Mo_the_lawn at 04 Aug 2015 1.10pm
Action Man have announced their intentions to introduce a new action figure based upon Islamic State terrorist Jihadi John. Mohammed Al Capone, the chief designer hoped ‘JJ’ would appeal across communities. The toy will come with a black uniform, a scale model AK-47 and a knife capable of cutting through the weaker neck plastic of other dolls and action figures. It will also come with a pull string and number of built in phrases, that include ISIS war declarations, passages from the Koran and of course, ‘Allah Snackbar’. The real Jihadi John (born Mohammed Emwazi) will receive a small royalty from the company for allowing them to use his likeness. A spokesperson for ISIS has said “Mohammed is very excited about the news. He’s already lined up a row of Ken, GI Joe, and Action Man dolls so he can cut their heads off using the jihadi knife”. Palace fan, Jamie Martin, seemed unconcerned by the development: “Look, the UK is a very multicultural place. People here are very open minded and tolerant towards Islam and its people. British citizens have left the country to go and fight for the Islamic State, I worked with one and he was a very nice guy, so why would anyone be upset about a jihadist action figure being released? They should be far more concerned about those sexist Barbie dolls”. Time for you to f*** off surely?
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| johnfirewall 04 Aug 15 2.55pm |
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Are there rules against multiple aliases? No harm in a bit of satire.
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| beagle pom tiddly om pom pom 04 Aug 15 3.06pm |
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Quote johnfirewall at 04 Aug 2015 2.55pm
Are there rules against multiple aliases? No harm in a bit of satire. Multiple aliases of a previously banned poster maybe? Delwboy fits their general style of posts...
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| TheJudge 04 Aug 15 3.37pm |
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.. Edited by TheJudge (04 Aug 2015 3.41pm)
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| leggedstruggle Croydon 19 Aug 15 2.52pm |
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How low will these creatures sink to? No doubt the usual suspects will be on here now telling us how it is all Tony Blair's fault, although Legal will probably blame slavery as well.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 19 Aug 15 3.17pm |
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Quote leggedstruggle at 19 Aug 2015 2.52pm
How low will these creatures sink to? No doubt the usual suspects will be on here now telling us how it is all Tony Blair's fault, although Legal will probably blame slavery as well. That's ok, I blame you.
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| fed up eagle Between Horley, Surrey and Preston... 19 Aug 15 6.14pm |
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ISIS are just a bunch of neanderthals who haven't evolved. If anyone goes out to fight they must not be allowed back in and have their passports confiscated.
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| Stirlingsays 19 Aug 15 6.26pm |
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Quote fed up eagle at 19 Aug 2015 6.14pm
ISIS are just a bunch of neanderthals who haven't evolved. If anyone goes out to fight they must not be allowed back in and have their passports confiscated.
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