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 matt_himself  Matataland 30 Aug 17 7.22am |
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Originally posted by legaleagle
What's up Sweetness? Wife realised you were perving yesterday? No,my kids were the result of virgin birth
Edited by legaleagle (29 Aug 2017 9.14pm) Genuine question. You come over as one of those insipid, hair knot types who believe that the act of penetration is sexism personified and allow their 'partners' to peg them to show solidarity with wimmin the world over.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| HeathMan Purley 30 Aug 17 8.35am |
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Having been told by a lady at Selhust Park after our last match that she found me to be a gentleman (saying that there are not many of us), I feel able to comment on the George Street area. One day I was following a couple of young ladies towards Surrey Street, one of whom had a dancing hemline. After making sure of my facts, I told her mate that her friend was without nickers and received the comment "That's naughty". Cold weather does increase the number of layers worn by ladies - like the one wearing six tops I met in the Club Shop some time ago.
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| legaleagle 30 Aug 17 9.17am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Genuine question. You come over as one of those insipid, hair knot types who believe that the act of penetration is sexism personified and allow their 'partners' to peg them to show solidarity with wimmin the world over. Ooh, you are awful Does your wife know you flirt on here?
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| Part Time James 30 Aug 17 10.57am |
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Originally posted by HeathMan
Having been told by a lady at Selhust Park after our last match that she found me to be a gentleman (saying that there are not many of us), I feel able to comment on the George Street area. One day I was following a couple of young ladies towards Surrey Street, one of whom had a dancing hemline. After making sure of my facts, I told her mate that her friend was without nickers and received the comment "That's naughty". Cold weather does increase the number of layers worn by ladies - like the one wearing six tops I met in the Club Shop some time ago. I would like to caveat now that in real life I am a gentleman, but on here I am a chauvinist pig because I like a bit of attention. For example, I was walking to the shop with a female colleague last year (she's basically lusted after by every bloke in the department) and she suddenly said "do my t*ts look big today? only someone said they look bigger than normal". Not only did I not look, I didn't say anything intelligible for the next 24 hours.
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| Lyons550 Shirley 30 Aug 17 12.23pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
No one's. I jizzed onto something unusual but I'm worried that if I say what it was it'll make it searchable for you all so that's my last word on it. Nothing illegal for the record.
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| Part Time James 30 Aug 17 5.37pm |
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I think I have used the word 'unusual' and got minds racing. It was average. The item I mean.
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| matt_himself Matataland 30 Aug 17 5.45pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I think I have used the word 'unusual' and got minds racing. It was average. The item I mean. Was it an oven ready chicken?
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| Part Time James 30 Aug 17 5.47pm |
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It was after I basted it
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 30 Aug 17 5.48pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
No one's. I jizzed onto something unusual but I'm worried that if I say what it was it'll make it searchable for you all so that's my last word on it. Nothing illegal for the record. Was it a copy of Teen Life? There seems to be all manner of videos on xhamster of people w***ing onto objects from film stars to CDs.
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eagleman13  On The Road To Hell & Alicante 30 Aug 17 6.54pm |
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All this & no one has mentioned 'Boy Butter'.... Where's Cucking or DanH when you need them
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| Part Time James 30 Aug 17 7.01pm |
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Almost needs a new thread. "Odd stuff you've come on"
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| eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 30 Aug 17 7.13pm |
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Pillows....Straw....Blubber But, the clubs I USED to frequent ooop norf were like that
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