The outlaw Josey Wales:

'You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie?'

'You a bounty hunter?'
'Man's gotta make a livin'
'Dying ain't much of a livin' boy'

The Godfather:

'I'll make him an offer he can't refuse'

The Usual Suspects:

'Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, but the only thing that scares me, is Keyser Soze'

Scarface:

'You wanna f*** with me??!! Ok, say hello to my little friend!'

Fight Club:

'On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero. '

'You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f***ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.'

'"Well I gotta tell ya, I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that is dangerous. And this buttoned-down Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years, someone very, very close to you. (narrating: Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. And I used to be such a nice guy.) Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of trash you happen to pick up."

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

'Yeah man, she's perfect for this gig. We'll keep her loaded on acid and then peddle her ass at the drug convention. Those cop's will pay fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and the gang f*** her. Oh she's strong man, she'll hold her own.'

'You people are idiots! And You killed Jesus'

'Don't you know what we're doing? This car belongs to the world bank and that money goes to Italy!'

Predator:

'Over here (over here), Turn around (turn around)'

Spinal Tap:

'This is from a classical piece I've been working on, in D minor the saddest of all keys (plays piece on piano)'
'What's that called?'
'This one is called Lick My Love Pump'

Pulp Fiction:

Well, the whole film but specifically:

'Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherf***er, say "What" one more goddamn time!'

'Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

"Yippee kay eye mother fcuker"

(Die Hard with a Vengeance)

From Happy Gilmore:-

Shooter McGavin - "I eat pieces of sh#t like you for breakfast"

Gilmore - "you eat pieces of sh#t?"

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"Walkin' down the Holmesdale Road...............makes your legs ache"

Just the whole of Pulp Fiction!

Any of you f***ing pricks move and ill execute every mother f***ing last one of you!

Palace Till I Die !!!!!

McVICOR
you know my name and you people gave me the f**kin number.or
come on then,i know you gonna do me but i'll be the best second you'v ever ad.

more faces than a town hall clock,all of you.

Those of you who love The Who films might be interested about this.

McVicar was in prison with many infamous criminals of his day, the majority of characters in the film have fictitious names. For example, the character of Cody is based on the notorious Moors Murderer Ian Brady, and his girlfriend, mentioned during the riot scenes (as McVicar and others read the transcription from Cody's trial), is Myra Hindley.

Harvey Keitel in pulp fiction:

'pretty please, with sugar on top - just clean the f*cking car!'

"I was born ready motherf***er"

Blade Trinity

favourite laughable is from house of wax

"it is wax, like literally!"

Angels and airwaves are funking quality

Changed my username in honour of our Chairmans actions to take Iain Dowie to court!

Real email address is crystal-palace4life@hotmail.co.uk

The Rocks a tourist attraction?

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For some things there is no rational explanation. There is no way out. There is no happy ending to this story. Welcome to the unknown. Welcome to eternal darkness. Welcome... to oblivion.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men

We all go a little mad sometimes

Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members

Edited by Oliver (13 Nov 2006 3:01pm)

I have prepared one of my own time capsules. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like.