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Jake d'Eagle  in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.40pm |
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I called the Incontinence Hotline. They said, "..can you hold please!"
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.42pm |
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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.43pm |
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.45pm |
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.45pm |
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Wanted: Telepath - you know the number.
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 Southampton_Eagle  At the after party 19 May 08 4.46pm |
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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new wife? No? Neither has he.
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.46pm |
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 4.47pm |
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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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| Southampton_Eagle At the after party 19 May 08 4.48pm |
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Stevie Wonder said that the last book he read was terrifying. Definitely the scariest braille book. He didn't realise it was a cheese grater.
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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 19 May 08 4.48pm |
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Linda Lovelaces dentist said she's got the best teeth he's ever come across!
I know you are but what am I? |
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| Dulwichsteve (Another Girl) Another Planet 19 May 08 4.49pm |
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If at first you don't succeed suck harder
I'm a sleeping dog, but you can't tell |
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 19 May 08 4.50pm |
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What do you do if your nose goes on strike? Picket 2 flies on Kojaks head. 1 says "smile", the other says "why" Edited by nickgusset (19 May 2008 4:51pm)
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