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I say,I say ,I say.....crap joke thread! (LOCKED)
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 Dazzling  Sutton 21 May 08 1.30pm |
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What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 21 May 08 1.32pm |
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Q.What succeeds
A.A budgie with no teeth
When you're dead you don't know you're dead.
It is difficult only for the others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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| Dazzling Sutton 21 May 08 1.46pm |
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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
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eagleeye  The dark side 21 May 08 2.03pm |
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What does the starship Enterprise and a toilet roll have in common ???
They both get rid of Klingons
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t
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Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!!
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| eagleeye The dark side 21 May 08 2.08pm |
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What do you call a camel with three humps ?
Humpfrey
What do you call a girl with one broken shoe ??
Lucille
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t
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Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!!
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| Dazzling Sutton 21 May 08 2.10pm |
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
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| eagleeye The dark side 21 May 08 2.16pm |
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What do you call a man sitting in the fire ??
Pete
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t
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Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!!
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 21 May 08 2.20pm |
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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen
When you're dead you don't know you're dead.
It is difficult only for the others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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| Dazzling Sutton 21 May 08 2.29pm |
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 21 May 08 2.33pm |
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What do you call a chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene
When you're dead you don't know you're dead.
It is difficult only for the others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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| Dazzling Sutton 21 May 08 3.02pm |
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What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager?
Beatrix
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| chollis Dingly Dell 21 May 08 3.41pm |
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What do you call a chinese woman in a food processor?
Brenda
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.
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| baldockeagle Baldock (via Sutton & Wallington) 21 May 08 4.25pm |
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Two cows in a field, the farmer's just finished milking one of them.
She turns to the other cow and says "I don't understand it, he always quits after the foreplay".
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| Mr Statto Ifield 21 May 08 4.29pm |
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What do you call a camel with 4 humps?
A Saudi Quattro
What do you call a man with no arms & no legs who's just swum the channel?
Clever Dick
 That's just the ramblings of a madman
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 21 May 08 4.52pm |
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Why did the koala fall out the tree?
It was dead
When you're dead you don't know you're dead.
It is difficult only for the others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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| palaceeagles london 21 May 08 4.58pm |
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a boy asks his teacher "would i get in trouble for something i havent done?"
teacher replies, "of course not"
boy says, " good, because i havnt done my homework!" =]
----RED BLUE----
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| palaceeagles london 21 May 08 5.02pm |
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what is paul dickov's middle name?
My..
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----RED BLUE----
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 21 May 08 5.05pm |
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What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe.
Roberto
When you're dead you don't know you're dead.
It is difficult only for the others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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| eagleeye The dark side 21 May 08 8.11pm |
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What do you call a girl who lives in a valley ?
Dale
What do you throw to a drowning muslim ??
His wife and kids
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t
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Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!!
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| p.p.palace gt.yarmouth 22 May 08 12.21am |
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"Waiter, Id like 2 steak and kiddly pies please."
"Dont you mean steak and kidney?"
"Thats what I said diddle I"
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who cant.
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