Same goes for you, too, Moosey... what are the odds?

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Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly .....  mathematical viewpoint.. and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
Its the Bulls*** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
 
 

 So, this is right in line with my theory that cocksuckers are the worst of the whole bunch ;-)
 
cocksuckers (omg there are a lot in the business world) = 3+15+3+11+19+21+3+15+5+18+19 = 132 points!!!!!!!
 
And just to top it off:
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Aside from the arbitrary inclusion of percentages, it's pretty much there

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You do realise that many people who use wheelchairs are capable of standing and, to a degree, walking? They just can't walk well enough to get around without pain.

No, of course you don't. In your odd little mind you think that no one in a wheelchair has legs. I guess that does explain a lot of the other foolish conclusions you jump to about women, asians, muslims etc. Not a lot going on up there is there?

The Three Twerps were one twerp short... again!

And yet nothing changes. If you appreciate them so much...wait a minute, that was sarcasm wasn't it? You are a wag!

The Three Twerps were one twerp short... again!

I thought that one was quite harmless and fairly amusing.

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.