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Quote Moose at 10 Oct 2011 10.22am

Quote Piper at 08 Oct 2011 2.36pm


Reality and Fun...

The two faces of China:

From Shanghai, one of the most advanced cities in the world,
to a market place, which would give headaches to any visiting Safety Officers.


Quite possibly the funniest thing you've ever posted, Piper.


 


The Three Twerps were one twerp short... again!

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Quote Moose at 10 Oct 2011 10.22am

Quote Piper at 08 Oct 2011 2.36pm


Reality and Fun...

The two faces of China:

From Shanghai, one of the most advanced cities in the world,
to a market place, which would give headaches to any visiting Safety Officers.


Quite possibly the funniest thing you've ever posted, Piper.


Same goes for you, too, Moosey... what are the odds?

 

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Piper Flag BROMLEY 10 Oct 11 8.17pm


For all those, who want to become top class musicians, but have difficulties in choosing the most suitable instrument.

Transform your keyboard into a musical instrument and practice on nine instruments to help to make your mind up...

 

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This post has been merged from a topic called 'Mathematics ' by Moose

 
Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly .....  mathematical viewpoint.. and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
Its the Bulls*** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
 
 

 So, this is right in line with my theory that cocksuckers are the worst of the whole bunch ;-)
 
cocksuckers (omg there are a lot in the business world) = 3+15+3+11+19+21+3+15+5+18+19 = 132 points!!!!!!!
 
And just to top it off:
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This post has been merged from a topic called 'Mathematics ' by Moose

I see Piper's got a new login.

 


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Quote Barcelona eagle at 11 Oct 2011 12.25am

 
Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly .....  mathematical viewpoint.. and it goes like this


Aside from the arbitrary inclusion of percentages, it's pretty much there

 


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Piper Flag BROMLEY 11 Oct 11 1.08pm

Incentives can cause miracles!


Miracle In The Alcohol Aisle...

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Quote Piper at 11 Oct 2011 1.08pm

Incentives can cause miracles!


Miracle In The Alcohol Aisle...


You do realise that many people who use wheelchairs are capable of standing and, to a degree, walking? They just can't walk well enough to get around without pain.

No, of course you don't. In your odd little mind you think that no one in a wheelchair has legs. I guess that does explain a lot of the other foolish conclusions you jump to about women, asians, muslims etc. Not a lot going on up there is there?

 


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Piper Flag BROMLEY 11 Oct 11 1.42pm

Quote SW2Eagle at 11 Oct 2011 1.30pm

Quote Piper at 11 Oct 2011 1.08pm

Incentives can cause miracles!


Miracle In The Alcohol Aisle...


You do realise that many people who use wheelchairs are capable of standing and, to a degree, walking? They just can't walk well enough to get around without pain.

No, of course you don't. In your odd little mind you think that no one in a wheelchair has legs. I guess that does explain a lot of the other foolish conclusions you jump to about women, asians, muslims etc. Not a lot going on up there is there?

Your wise comments are always much appreciated!

 

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Quote Piper at 11 Oct 2011 1.42pm

Quote SW2Eagle at 11 Oct 2011 1.30pm

Quote Piper at 11 Oct 2011 1.08pm

Incentives can cause miracles!


Miracle In The Alcohol Aisle...


You do realise that many people who use wheelchairs are capable of standing and, to a degree, walking? They just can't walk well enough to get around without pain.

No, of course you don't. In your odd little mind you think that no one in a wheelchair has legs. I guess that does explain a lot of the other foolish conclusions you jump to about women, asians, muslims etc. Not a lot going on up there is there?

Your wise comments are always much appreciated!


And yet nothing changes. If you appreciate them so much...wait a minute, that was sarcasm wasn't it? You are a wag!

 


The Three Twerps were one twerp short... again!

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Piper, there's a village in Shropshire which is missing its idiot.

They asked if you could go back please.

 


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I thought that one was quite harmless and fairly amusing.

 


Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

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