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View reborn's Profile reborn 14 Jan 04 1.18pm Send a Private Message to reborn Add reborn as a friend

LOL quality

Quote Holmesdale Nick at 14 Jan 2004 9:32am

Hello and welcome to Fat Fighters. This week we have a new member, so lets give a big welcome to Neil Shipperley.

Ok, Neil let's see how many calories are in Dust.
Dust, Dust Anyone?
Dust, Dust Anyone?
Dust, Dust Anyone?

That's right there arn't any calories in dust so you can eat as much of it as you like.


 

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View lifelongeagle's Profile lifelongeagle Flag croydon 14 Jan 04 3.26pm Send a Private Message to lifelongeagle Add lifelongeagle as a friend

HA HA! This is the best thread for ages.

Another one for the sketch show….

Dowie: Shipps, your sh!te and your dropped. Train with the reserves until you lose 4 stone.

Shipps: Ok boss….LOOK INTO MY EYES, INTO THE EYES, NOT AROUND THE EYES, INTO THE EYES..AAAAAAND…YOUR UNDER. I am not a fat t***, I’m a solid, Shearer-like goal machine, and you’re lucky to have me….3-2-1…YOUR BACK IN THE ROOM.

Dowie: Well played last week Shipps, you’re a Shearer-like goal machine, and I’m lucky to have you.

Shipps: Cheers boss…oh, and by the way… LOOK INTO MY EYES, INTO THE EYES, NOT AROUND THE EYES, INTO THE EYES..AAAAAAND…YOUR UNDER…You want to give me a pay rise as well in light of my recent top class performances.

Dowie: Yeah allright fatty, don’t take the pis$.

 
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View Perry Suckling's Profile Perry Suckling Flag South Croydon 14 Jan 04 3.37pm Send a Private Message to Perry Suckling Add Perry Suckling as a friend

hahaha - classic...

this has got me laughing all day at work, people in the office think i enjoy my work too much!

 


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View kav's Profile kav Flag The Helicopter View 14 Jan 04 3.53pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

lol,nice one lifelong!

 

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View stevo's Profile stevo Flag Reigate 14 Jan 04 4.07pm Send a Private Message to stevo Add stevo as a friend

LOL. Lifelong that is class. This is one of the best threads ever, good work.

 

Slowly slowly catchy monkey
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View Bedge's Profile Bedge Flag Croydon 14 Jan 04 7.57pm Send a Private Message to Bedge Add Bedge as a friend

Get this is the Gold Talk Forum as this is the best thread i have seen on HOL for ages

 

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View SpikeyMatt's Profile SpikeyMatt Flag Fishing for condiments 14 Jan 04 8.15pm Send a Private Message to SpikeyMatt Add SpikeyMatt as a friend

ID: Do you have any new strikers for sale?
Shopkeeper: I'm not sure, I'll ask my wife
*Margeret, do we have any strikers for sale?*
Margeret: Yes, they're up near the goalposts
Shopkeeper: Oh look, we have got a Neil Shipperley for £5.
ID: Can I have a look?
(passes Neil over)
ID: Have you got anything less strikery?
Shopkeeper: Well, we have an Ade Akinbiyi, he's £5 million
ID: Well, I can't decide, which one, I'll take both, except I've only got a quid on me. I'll come back next week after my birthday money has gone in
Shopkeeper: I'd come back soon, they're selling quick

 

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View THE GOAT MAJOR's Profile THE GOAT MAJOR Flag 14 Jan 04 9.42pm Send a Private Message to THE GOAT MAJOR Add THE GOAT MAJOR as a friend

It's business as usual at Sandy Toksvig House at
the Home of retired & washed up footballer Neil Shipperley and his disabled Sister Kitty Chumley.

Meals on Wheels Lady - 'we've got a choice of desserts today, Kitty can have either a pear or a jam roly poly'.

Neil Shipperley - 'Jam Roly Poly of Course. I should like to see more of that sort of dessert....Kitty said'.

Meals on wheels Lady - 'I hope Kitty enjoys the food, I'm off now'.

Neil Shipperley with mouth full of food - 'It's very dry..........Kitty said!!!!!!!!


 
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View THE GOAT MAJOR's Profile THE GOAT MAJOR Flag 14 Jan 04 9.43pm Send a Private Message to THE GOAT MAJOR Add THE GOAT MAJOR as a friend

It's a sad day at Sandy Toksvig House as Bernard Chumley's brother Neil Shipperley has passed away in the night.

Undertaker bearing coffin - 'Where is he'?

Bernard Chumley - 'He's just through there. Y'know even though I've known it's been coming for such a long time after so many close calls and false alarms, I'm finding it hard to take'.

Undertaker - 'Wait a minute Mr Chumley, Neil's not actually dead'.

Bernard Chumley / 16,000 Palace fans - 'You couldn't just take him anyway could you'!!!!!!!!

 
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View Penge Eagle's Profile Penge Eagle Flag Beckenham 14 Jan 04 10.50pm Send a Private Message to Penge Eagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Penge Eagle as a friend

What the hell are you lot going on about?

 
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View Mr Statto's Profile Mr Statto Flag Ifield 15 Jan 04 9.26am Send a Private Message to Mr Statto Add Mr Statto as a friend

You've obvioulsy not watched Little Britain (Monday 10pm BBC2, Tuesday 9pm BBC3, Friday 11pm BBC3). I would definitely recommend it if the slightly surreal appeals to you.

 

That's just the ramblings of a madman

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 15 Jan 04 11.08am Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Eeh eeh eeh!

 

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