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Things you would never hear at Selhurst!!!

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View peter_todd_'s Profile peter_todd_ Flag Oxted 01 Feb 04 12.50am Send a Private Message to peter_todd_ Add peter_todd_ as a friend

"Generous Chairman Simon Jordan has once again emptied his pockets to pay for the extravagent 8million bid for Leeds Mark Viduka"

 

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View eagleboy's Profile eagleboy Flag Rushden 01 Feb 04 12.39pm Send a Private Message to eagleboy Add eagleboy as a friend

everyone in this 100,000 all seater stadium is on their feet as the one time palace legend Steve Bruce returns once again. what a magical sight - he must be so proud.

sj 'i'm glad we've finally found the right man for the job in ian Dowie and i'd like to take this opportuninty to appologise to all the fans for appointing Trevor Francis before i now realise what a BIG mistake that was. Sorry!'

 

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View The Saint's Profile The Saint Flag Burnham,Buckinghamshire 01 Feb 04 4.47pm Send a Private Message to The Saint Add The Saint as a friend

Danny Granville joins Arsenal in an 8 Million Pound deal which sees Gunners misfit Ashley Cole heading in the other direction. The deal also includes Parachute payments of 50,000 Pounds per game for the first 100 games that Granville plays for his new club. SJ said that it was the hardest decision in the world to let his star player go so cheaply, but conceded that in the world of European Football, Palace will always be one of the 2nd Tier teams, along with such names as Porto and Feyenoord, who just cannot keep up with the Real Madrids and Manchester United's of this world. At least Palace will be bouyed by the fact that the money will come in useful, for next seasons Champions league campaign.

 


"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

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View roffeyeagle's Profile roffeyeagle Flag Freedman Wonderland 01 Feb 04 6.17pm Send a Private Message to roffeyeagle Add roffeyeagle as a friend

'Trevor Francis Red'n'Blue Army'

 


'Happy being mediocre; if you've got no targets, you can't fail' - Mantra for life and Palace.

Feel free to check out the Expat Eagles Facebook Group [Link]

Viva la revolution!

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View Dangermouse's Profile Dangermouse Flag Hastings 01 Feb 04 7.24pm Send a Private Message to Dangermouse Add Dangermouse as a friend

"Two nil up with two minutes to play, another 3 points in the bag then."

 


That's Life
And as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks stompin' on a Dream.
KEEP THE FAITH!!!!!

R.I.P. staffie

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View bobleftfoot's Profile bobleftfoot Flag lewes 01 Feb 04 8.08pm Send a Private Message to bobleftfoot Add bobleftfoot as a friend

And the crowd are so keyed up for this one that the roof comes off the old stand one and a half hours before kick off.

 


specialist pratt detector

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View IanWright_IanWright's Profile IanWright_IanWright Flag 04 Feb 04 7.00pm Send a Private Message to IanWright_IanWright Add IanWright_IanWright as a friend

Congratulations to Alan Pardew and West Ham for getting promotion back into the Premiership at their first attempt".

 


.....bring on the zzzzzzzzz's.

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View MR MICHAEL's Profile MR MICHAEL Flag 05 Feb 04 1.38pm Send a Private Message to MR MICHAEL Add MR MICHAEL as a friend

Palace 5 - 0 Brighton...

Never gonna happen again..!!

 

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View Palace_Guard's Profile Palace_Guard Flag Kyiv 05 Feb 04 1.41pm Send a Private Message to Palace_Guard Add Palace_Guard as a friend

Quote MR MICHAEL at 05 Feb 2004 1:38pm

Palace 5 - 0 Brighton...

Never gonna happen again..!!


yeh i know.its gona be 6-0 next time!

 


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Well join the Crystal Palace Melbourne Supporters Club:
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View reborn's Profile reborn 13 Feb 04 7.27am Send a Private Message to reborn Add reborn as a friend

"Theres only one Dennis Wise....


cnut cnut cnut cnut cnut cnut cnut cnut cnut cnut

 


My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

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View Hayes Eagle's Profile Hayes Eagle Flag Bromley 13 Feb 04 5.08pm Send a Private Message to Hayes Eagle Add Hayes Eagle as a friend

we love you tango, we do!

cos reborn turned down the offer of being the new "reformed" tango man.

 



red and blue army

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 19 Feb 04 1.08pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Dear Mr. Reborn,

We were very sorry to hear about your unfortunate ejection at the Stoke game. We have spoken to the steward involved and we are happy to leave him with you and a weapon of your choice in a locked room for 10 minutes. He will, of course, be dismissed immediately afterwards.

Needless to say, you are welcome at Selhurst at any time and the Chairman would be delighted if you would be his guest for lunch before the next home game. You are also welcome to bring up to 5,000 friends.

Sincerest apologies

Dominic Jordan

Edited by Cucking Funt (19 Feb 2004 1:08pm)

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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