"Generous Chairman Simon Jordan has once again emptied his pockets to pay for the extravagent £8million bid for Leeds Mark Viduka"

Danny Granville joins Arsenal in an £8 Million Pound deal which sees Gunners misfit Ashley Cole heading in the other direction. The deal also includes Parachute payments of £50,000 Pounds per game for the first 100 games that Granville plays for his new club. SJ said that it was the hardest decision in the world to let his star player go so cheaply, but conceded that in the world of European Football, Palace will always be one of the 2nd Tier teams, along with such names as Porto and Feyenoord, who just cannot keep up with the Real Madrids and Manchester United's of this world. At least Palace will be bouyed by the fact that the money will come in useful, for next seasons Champions league campaign.

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

"Two nil up with two minutes to play, another 3 points in the bag then."

That's Life
And as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks stompin' on a Dream.
KEEP THE FAITH!!!!!

Congratulations to Alan Pardew and West Ham for getting promotion back into the Premiership at their first attempt".

.....bring on the zzzzzzzzz's.

yeh i know.its gona be 6-0 next time!

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