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Things you would never hear at Selhurst!!!

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Welcome to Selhurst Park where there is a parade for boss Steve Bruce and there is no snipers or firing squad in sight

 

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Im so sorry it didnt work out for you at west ham, Mr Pardew, if ever you need it they'll be a job for you here, we'll just get rid of that useless Dowie.

 


"I like his films as much as getting an arrow through the neck..................and then discovering there's a gas bill tied to it."

[Link] - GEOFF THOMAS FUND

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John Harbin takes the squad salsa dancing......

"And the winner of niftiest mover is......Neil Shipperley"

 


Twitter!

Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba

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And the skysports commentating team of the year as voted unanimously by palace fans everywhere are ..............................................

Gary Birtles and Chris Kamara!

Edited by woodsy375 (04 Jun 2004 11:00am)

 


"I like his films as much as getting an arrow through the neck..................and then discovering there's a gas bill tied to it."

[Link] - GEOFF THOMAS FUND

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Simon Jordan sells his Lambourghini and Aston Martin to buy a 1989 Vauxhall Nova in white. Jordan is yet to comment on which 'spoiler' and body kit are to be attached

 


Twitter!

Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba

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" Easiest ground in the league to find!! "

"Thanks for calling the selhurst park box office. Your call is important to us and you are not in a queue and will be answered immediately" (OK, I can dream!!)

" Mr Park has entered the stadium " (Just made myself ROFL!!!)

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"I stopped sharking a minute ago to get chips and drinks"

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"And a big thank you to Ron Noades for selling us Selhurst Park for 1 and giving back all the money he's mugged off us over the years"

 


"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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Quote chollis at 03 Jun 2004 5:58pm

Mr Mullery you are late for your first day as toilet cleaner....now get your marigolds on and clean those bogs

Love it! Fantastic!

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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and please welcome our new signing...Jason McAteer

 


.....bring on the zzzzzzzzz's.

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Oh come on Tommy! Play the corner short for f**k sake!

 


Sometimes life's a chicken, sometimes it's a chair. Sometimes it's a piece of cheese suspended in the air.

^~^EAGLES^~^

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Go on Neil! Use your pace!

 

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".... and the Arsenal team applaud the Palace tream off the pitch - they know they were outclassed..."

 


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - get it out with Optrex.

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