All the lads love Rachel Riley - not a flicker in the loins of yours truly - she ticks all the boxes, if I saw her in my local swimming baths I'd probably have a different point of view, but there is something essentially boring about the girl. Cheryl Cole - I find irredeemably vile despite her exquisite figure and immaculate bone structure - it's when they think their own droppings smell of eau de cologne - it's not me being defiant, it's just a turn off. Could do another thread on 'Crufts entrants' who somehow manage to get the needle pointing north. Rita Ora? Kneel pwah as they say in France. And don't worry this has nothing to do with erectile dysfunction or being a bit 'latent Orient'. I want some names of sex symbols who don't reach the parts they're supposed to reach.

People mag just voted Jennifer Aniston the worlds most beautiful woman??? they're a'vin a laugh..Shes got a chin like Brucie.

Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

really don't get angelena jolie

interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

I used to like Kelly Brook, but I've gone off her recently.

"Look at that. Accident blackspot? These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!"

so many (though, if presented with the opportunity, I'd probably change my mind)

Cameron Diaz
Naomi Campbell
Kate Moss
Liv Tyler
ALL of the Spice Girls except baby spice
Madonna

Kelly Brook is growing on me as she gets older

To quote DRT (for those who remember him) - Kelly is a bit BOBFOC* and whilst I will admit to some desires regarding here a few years back, not now.

As for others not really doing for me:

Rihanna (although probably a dirtbag)
Any of the Kardashians (also very dirty I would think)
Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez-Versini

*Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch

Edited by Charlie Croker (21 Apr 2016 9.21am)

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