Can I be totally honest and say that that wasn't actually funny 250 pages ago and it's now well past its sell by date. The only thing that's more trite is the 'Sainsbury carpark' one.

Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)

Its gone on for so long on this thread.it's a joke that we even reached 200 odd pages.

Andy Johnson Magic, He wears a Magic Hat
When he Sees the match ball, he says he having that
He scores one with left foot, he scores one with his right
And When his playing Brighton, He scores all f***ING Night!

They run out of ink because of all the adds on!

From Facebook -Jonathan Ellacott: That won't take long. Just needs signing and sending to the Premier League and that should be it. Couple of hours. In fact Chris Waters (Clapham Grand) has just tweeted 'it is close', that was posted an hour ago

By way of comparison, the mp3 thread started on 8 October 2010 and is currently at 964 pages. This thread has almost reached a third of that length in under three months.

Needs to be ratified by FA.

Andy Johnson Magic, He wears a Magic Hat
When he Sees the match ball, he says he having that
He scores one with left foot, he scores one with his right
And When his playing Brighton, He scores all f***ING Night!