Prices have really gone up over the past few years.

In 2000, Liverpool bought Emile for £11m, which seemed bad enough.

In 2014 though, they paid £9.75m just for a Can and recently tried to buy a Sane for £11m. That’s over £20m, and doesn’t even include a packet of crisps.

I’m making my own packed lunches from now on.

I make me own lunches at least for Monday to Thursday.

if you buy a £5 lunch 5 days a week over a year...comes out to £1200....

that's a holiday.

Are you aware that the mobile phone number in that picture is legible?

I wasn't but I am now, can't work out how to delete the photo!

I'm not sure he can as it's been uploaded.

Still, whoever's privacy has been exposed can at least be pleased that their boiler service isn't due far ages.

I may offer them a discount for the next one, goodwill gesture.