Not obvious sh*tholes or snobby stuck up nightmares, but as the title demands s.v.p. For me Wandsworth has a neutrality, boredom and soullessness it is quite hard to pinpoint, it needs a few trips past the old Arndale centre to appreciate its bottomless underlying grimness. Over six years Kingston upon Thames never gave me any problems but I always described it as 'Hollyoaks meets invasion of the body snatchers' to anyone unfortunate enough to be listening. I am currently commuting to Maidstone - a hot bed of outdated provincial sh*tkickers resides therein - it does not stand out as being particularly nasty but I find it truly vile - I think it's the ones that creep up on you that arouse the detestation - you expect Dagenham to be revolting so it doesn't disappoint. So any supposedly harmless places you would happily bomb?

Hastings (no offence and I know there's a couple of decent parts), Aldershot and Portsmouth.

I'm sure Basingstoke is positively scintillating - and Pompey's old harbour - those old ships, have you taken leave of your senses? the town centre's OK too - Aldershot looks a proper candidate, as does Basingstoke (no offence and I don't know if there's any decent parts).

Banstead

Slutton, there's just something about the place.

Milton Keynes - anywhere with THAT many roundabouts deserves to be bombed.

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers