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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 20 Nov 16 12.06pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

A chip butty(with loads of butter)
a good sneeze
that first cuppa in the morning
the cold pint after travelling for hours

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View matthau's Profile matthau Flag South Croydon 20 Nov 16 12.28pm Send a Private Message to matthau Add matthau as a friend

waking up worried about being late for work and realising it's your rest day.

being made tea in bed

watching your favourite ever movie an upteenth time indoors on a rainy Sunday aftenon on the sofa with some lindt balls

going down to Carshalton ponds and feeding the squirrels who come up and greet you.

have sex with your beautiful with and think of all those mingers you woke up with on Sunday mornings who you couldn't wait to get away from.

touching a midgets hair in the high St for luck

 

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View rednblueblood's Profile rednblueblood 20 Nov 16 12.41pm Send a Private Message to rednblueblood Add rednblueblood as a friend

New socks.

Turning the pillow over during the night and getting the cold side.

First dump of the day.

 


In dog beers Iíve only had one.

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 20 Nov 16 1.34pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Weeing louder than the guy next to you in the urinal
Someone flirting with you (I imagine)
When a whole finger of Kit Kat is solid chocolate
Getting fan mail response from a Spice Girl
Replacing a complicated light fitting and it working right away

 




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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 20 Nov 16 1.58pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by matthau

waking up worried about being late for work and realising it's your rest day.

being made tea in bed

watching your favourite ever movie an upteenth time indoors on a rainy Sunday aftenon on the sofa with some lindt balls

going down to Carshalton ponds and feeding the squirrels who come up and greet you.

have sex with your beautiful with and think of all those mingers you woke up with on Sunday mornings who you couldn't wait to get away from.

touching a midgets hair in the high St for luck

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 20 Nov 16 2.21pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Lying on the sofa on a Saturday morning with a croissant, knob of unsalted butter, blob of decent jam and a Racing Post with either Brian Matthews or Talksport in the background.

Stroking the cat

Good beer (bitter mainly)

rummaging aimlessly through bric-a-brac shops in Hastings

Stilton, walnuts, grapes and Port (together)

 

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 20 Nov 16 4.11pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Feeling normal again after three days of having a stinking, sh*tting, f*cking cold.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 20 Nov 16 7.32pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

A nice roast dinner
Snoozing on the sofa after a big meal
A day of Only Fools and Horses on Gold
A nice Hot chocolate
A box of Guylians
A really hot bath by candlelight
Selhurst under the floodlights
A book you can't put down
Soft lighting
Having my neck kissed

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 20 Nov 16 7.36pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

A nice roast dinner
Snoozing on the sofa after a big meal
A day of Only Fools and Horses on Gold
A nice Hot chocolate
A box of Guylians
A really hot bath by candlelight
Selhurst under the floodlights
A book you can't put down
Soft lighting
Having my neck kissed

Stop it!!!!! I'll report you to the moderators for cruelty. Forgot to mention, nice mug of filter coffee to wash down the croissant.

 

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View d7phil's Profile d7phil Flag Beckenham 20 Nov 16 7.44pm Send a Private Message to d7phil Add d7phil as a friend

Your mate having a pint ready for you when you get to the pub

 

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View Dan Theolmesdaleroad's Profile Dan Theolmesdaleroad Flag Up north 21 Nov 16 12.39am Send a Private Message to Dan Theolmesdaleroad Add Dan Theolmesdaleroad as a friend

The sound of the front door closing behind you when you get home from work on a Friday evening.

A big packet of Minstrels.

Staying up well after midnight watching an old black and white film.

Playing Trivial Pursuit.

Having a nice long lie in until you don't feel sleepy anymore.

Hearing your favourite song on the radio.

Laughing so hard you think you might pass out.

 

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View blackpalacefan's Profile blackpalacefan Flag 21 Nov 16 4.03pm Send a Private Message to blackpalacefan Add blackpalacefan as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Feeling normal again after three days of having a stinking, sh*tting, f*cking cold.

this one!

 

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