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View Lofty3rgj's Profile Lofty3rgj 23 Nov 16 10.24am Send a Private Message to Lofty3rgj Add Lofty3rgj as a friend

The smell of napalm in the morning, ..

 


You're asking me what it's all about, and I can't tell you because I don't know what's going on myself.

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View jimruss's Profile jimruss Flag Sidcup 23 Nov 16 10.35am Send a Private Message to jimruss Add jimruss as a friend

The taste of fresh road kill.
Milking my own prostate.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 23 Nov 16 10.40am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jimruss

The taste of fresh road kill.
Milking my own prostate.

I nearly drowned in the bath once after going on a hunt for my g-spot.

 




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View richard shaw (og)65's Profile richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 23 Nov 16 11.29am Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

Originally posted by matthau

waking up worried about being late for work and realising it's your rest day.

being made tea in bed

watching your favourite ever movie an upteenth time indoors on a rainy Sunday aftenon on the sofa with some lindt balls

going down to Carshalton ponds and feeding the squirrels who come up and greet you.

have sex with your beautiful with and think of all those mingers you woke up with on Sunday mornings who you couldn't wait to get away from.

touching a midgets hair in the high St for luck


hahaha brilliant

 


interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 24 Nov 16 9.07am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Finding a pair of jeans which fit properly

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 24 Nov 16 2.22pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Completely wiping off a skidmark from the basin with one's wee wee

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 24 Nov 16 2.25pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

Completely wiping off a skidmark from the basin with one's wee wee

That's a classic game, love that.

The other one is to do a poo in the morning at work and for some of your residue to still be there at about 4pm. It's like a legacy.

 




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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 24 Nov 16 4.41pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Harpo

Fondling Mrs H's legs - I'll happily forego a morning cup of coffee for this pleasure.

(she does have rather lovely legs)

She certainly does.

 


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View Harpo's Profile Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 24 Nov 16 9.01pm Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

She certainly does.

She never mentioned that to me. &#128533;

 

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Brentmiester_General Flag Front line in the battle against t... 24 Nov 16 10.02pm

W@nking on work time.

 


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View Harpo's Profile Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 25 Nov 16 12.06am Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

Originally posted by Brentmiester_General

W@nking on work time.

Now that reminds me...

Five years ago I was somewhat surprised to see containers in the gents which were marked 'semen samples'

Naturally I thought it was the office wag having a bit of a laugh, and accepted it as part of the experience.

That is, until I learned that these containers were placed there for a very good reason.

The company I worked for did in fact pay staff (well, male members (hoho)) 15 for knocking one off at lunch time.

It was all in the aid of staff training, for the company was a forensics laboratory.

Beat that.

A lot did.

Edited by Harpo (25 Nov 2016 12.08am)

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 25 Nov 16 1.30am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Harpo

Now that reminds me...

Five years ago I was somewhat surprised to see containers in the gents which were marked 'semen samples'

Naturally I thought it was the office wag having a bit of a laugh, and accepted it as part of the experience.

That is, until I learned that these containers were placed there for a very good reason.

The company I worked for did in fact pay staff (well, male members (hoho)) 15 for knocking one off at lunch time.

It was all in the aid of staff training, for the company was a forensics laboratory.

Beat that.

A lot did.

Edited by Harpo (25 Nov 2016 12.08am)

Does that mean there's lots of little Harpos running around no one knows about

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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