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 Hrolf The Ganger  20 Mar 17 2.28pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
What books would you burn if you could? I'd burn those 50 Shades books, everything by David Walliams and Microsoft Access 2003 For Dummies. None. They are all a celebration of the human condition.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 20 Mar 17 2.29pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
What books would you burn if you could? I'd burn those 50 Shades books, everything by David Walliams and Microsoft Access 2003 For Dummies. Someone was shouting on about 'Only Nazis burn books' at a SWP do, to which I replied 'I just burned a copy of 'Mein Kampf'. Whilst I thought this was funny, it almost ended up in a fight. Edited by jamiemartin721 (20 Mar 2017 2.30pm)
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| Hrolf The Ganger 20 Mar 17 2.32pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Someone was shouting on about 'Only Nazis burn books' at a SWP do, to which I replied 'I just burned a copy of 'Mein Kampf'. Whilst I thought this was funny, it almost ended up in a fight. Edited by jamiemartin721 (20 Mar 2017 2.30pm) It was too close to the ironic truth to be funny obviously.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 20 Mar 17 2.35pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Finally, glad you agree with me about Microsoft Access 2003 For Dummies. Reading between the lines, but you didn't query that choice so assuming you found it equally as poor as I did. I still don't know how to create a cross table query. BoomTish!
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 20 Mar 17 2.37pm |
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Oddly MS Access 2003 is more erotic that 50 Shades of Boring. If you want good BDSM novels, Ashiling Morgan's smut books in the Nexus series are much better, especially the Fantasy line.
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| OknotOK Cockfosters, London 20 Mar 17 2.38pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I think it's because I liked Roald Dahl and a guy called David Williams decided to rip it all off, whilst strutting about with his really unoriginal psuedonym. But I will concede, if kids like them then I shall retract that, they aren't really ruining my life. Regarding 50 Shades, I've heard they are SO good that middle aged women don't need a man afterwards because the book alone was enough to de-foam their lower regions. Finally, glad you agree with me about Microsoft Access 2003 For Dummies. Reading between the lines, but you didn't query that choice so assuming you found it equally as poor as I did. I still don't know how to create a cross table query. Plenty of authors try and rip of Roald Dahl but few do it as well as he does. Anything that can happily convince my 9 year old daughter to read a 600 page book can't be all bad. No objection to MS Access 2003 for Dummies. I'm pretty sure I'm living proof it should be done under the Trades Descriptions Act. Now the infinitely superior follow-up Access 2007 for Dummies on the other hand was a literary masterpiece.
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| Part Time James 20 Mar 17 2.38pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
BoomTish! I'm annoyed at myself for not noticing that. I was spewing too much MS Office bile.
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| Part Time James 20 Mar 17 2.40pm |
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Originally posted by OknotOK
Plenty of authors try and rip of Roald Dahl but few do it as well as he does. Anything that can happily convince my 9 year old daughter to read a 600 page book can't be all bad. No objection to MS Access 2003 for Dummies. I'm pretty sure I'm living proof it should be done under the Trades Descriptions Act. Now the infinitely superior follow-up Access 2007 for Dummies on the other hand was a literary masterpiece. My concern is that we ought not let dummies anywhere near anything that the "For Dummies" series has ever covered, other than possibly "Yoga for Dummies". I kinda don't care if a dummy breaks their back trying to kiss themselves on the brown chakra. But yeah, stay well away from MS Access. I am living proof of that.
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| Part Time James 20 Mar 17 2.42pm |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
None. They are all a celebration of the human condition.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 20 Mar 17 2.48pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I'm annoyed at myself for not noticing that. I was spewing too much MS Office bile. I love Access, always have done, always will do. It was my first database package.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 20 Mar 17 2.48pm |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
None. They are all a celebration of the human condition. I agree, don't burn the book, burn the authors.
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| Part Time James 20 Mar 17 2.51pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
I love Access, always have done, always will do. It was my first database package. I eat, sleep and drink spreadsheets. Whereas databases leave me cold.
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