The duke and duchess of Cambridge are expecting their third child, not surprised as William has f**k all else to do, he is the laziest royal of all time imho.
Anyone excited?

Butlers, housemaids, footmen, chefs, Nanny and nursery staff.......... yeh - bloody hard!

Still, it will save her having to do any work for the next 6 months as she will doubtless be 'too unwell' again.

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

I'm a bit worried that Kate might have been brought in just as a baby factory. I never see her photographed binge watching Dexter or in Pizza Hut abusing the salad bar like normal girls.

I think the reason it upsets me most is because I reckon if I'd made her aware that a world like that exists, before she committed to a life of royalty, she would've lapped me up.

That's where I f***ed it up wasn't it lol

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

If it's any solace, there's no one you can pay, no matter how royal or affluent, that will do that little bit of poo in your hospital bed for you while you're trying to push an awkward brick out of your front bum.

Congratulations to Kate and William.